The other day i was playing botw and It started to rain, and i was like “what if link gets sick in the middle of nowhere alone. Who takes care of this boy during his lonely journey?” 😔

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The other day i was playing botw and It started to rain, and i was like “what if link gets sick in the middle of nowhere alone. Who takes care of this boy during his lonely journey?” 😔
Kirkwall 99 part two/??
Star Trek Ranks in each Show:
TOS: Here are some proper ranks. It’s based on the Navy! It’s all very important, but also everyone disobeys an actual order at every turn so it’s kind of not.
TNG: We’re more professional, so rank matters and orders count for something. On the other hand, this kid is cool and sometimes the Irish One needs to be a different rank for some reason. Oh well, Make It So!
DS9: We have given up trying to explain it. We’ll just give every character their own title, and hope nobody cares what authority they actually have to tell anyone else what to do.
Voyager: Shut up Fives, a Ten is speaking. Janeway, can I talk to you one Ten to Another? / I’m an Eleven, Chakotay, but continue
i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy
“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”
Don’t you get all decent on me now. I’m trying to save your life, you idiot.
I need a leverage ot3 soulmate au of the version where the first words you hear your soulmate say are written on you somewhere, because these three first meet with Hardison pretending to have an allergic reaction and Parker handing Eliot a massive knife to cut his airway open to fix this and I forget the exact first words they say but I know they’d be absolutely wild to hear in that moment
excuse u just murder me next time. i’m D Y I N G over this
cause like, Rashomon Job comes around and these fuckn nerds are each telling their versions of the story while internally grinding themselves to dust because they each KNOW they met their soulmate that night and they let them get away because the job, the job was always the most important thing and it was stupid so stupid and if only they’d known then what family, real family, is and it’s been five years and they don’t even know their soulmate’s name and they didn’t look at their soulmate’s face they didn’t want to know didn’t want to risk it and now there’s no chance of tracking them down cause even Hardison needs a crumb to go off of and…
and then Nate puts everything together about how ‘hey turns out we were all there that night, isn’t that hilarious?’
and Hardison looks at Eliot and Eliot looks at Parker and Parker looks at them both and everything their whole lives and all the choices they made and all the ones they didn’t just … makes sense now.
There's no feeling more frustrating in the world, then finishing a fic, and just wanting more.
You want a fic that tics the EXACT boxes that the fic you just finished ticked.
You keep looking, but you just can't find it.
And you realise that what you really want, is to reread the fic for the first time again.
But you can't.
Something Rotten!
omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.
OH MY WORD
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…we also know that this actor and director’s entire direction for this was ‘CHANNEL TIM CURRY’
This is the BEST thing I have ever seen
At least show us the bison!
At least show us the bison!
At least show us the bison!
*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.
@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️
Utterly accurate.
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“A friend once shared what she called the Parable of the Choir: A choir can sing a beautiful note impossibly long because singers can individually drop out to breathe as necessary and the note goes on.
“Social justice activism should be like that, she said.
“That’s stuck with me.”
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This song has vibes of drinking the night before battle with your friends, knowing that most of you wont make it
I feel like the problem ppl have when constructing redemption arcs is people make 'the character realizes what they've done is wrong' the end step instead of like...one of the earliest ones. a satisfying redemption arc doesn't resolve when the character first feels sorry, it resolves when a character has really journeyed towards atonement and made enough change in themselves to achieve some kind of symbolic victory over who they used to be
Star Trek Doctors Rated by how often they’re being Salty on the Bridge instead of Doing their Damn Jobs
Beverly Crusher
1/10 Doesn’t she realize her job is to snark off on the captain, publicly? She actually does her real job all the time and seems pretty professional. I’m giving her a one because she has had a couple of moments but seriously girl, you need to up your game here.
Hugh Culber
3/10 The man has got wit enough to fully take on his role as ship’s snarker, but tends to reserve it all for his space boo. What’s more, whenever he’s not kissing his patients in sickbay, he actually comes across as professional and caring. What a waste of good snark potential. In all fairness, it’s kinda hard to determine who’s the captain at any given moment on this ship.
Katherine Pulaski
5/10 Dr. Pulaski is definitely salty enough to be the queen of this list, if only she wouldn’t insist on doing her job all the fucking time. Come on, Katherine, a little less competence and you could be ruling this list!
Julian Bashir
7/10 Does Julian even know where the infirmary is? He’s constantly blowing off his duties to gossip about his lizard boyfriend, play games with O’Brien, and generally fuck about around the station. Sadly Julian doesn’t have an ounce of salt in him and instead mainly just seems a bit whiny, nosy, and distracted. Still, we see some bitterness developing by the end of the series. Between that and his complete inability to stay in his proper work environment, we’ve given him a high position on this list.
Leonard “Bones” McCoy
11/10 What can I say? The only time we’ve seen this shithead at his actual job is when Kirk and/or Spock is there and I assume that’s just to snark at them. McCoy knows his real place in life: draped across the furniture making quips at the crew while they attempt to actually do their job. McCoy, hat’s off to you. You show us what it truly means to be a Starfleet doctor.
Ok but where is EMH?? Because we all know hes an 11 if not 12 out of 10
You are right. I’ve left out an important doctor on this list. However I disagree. While he has the snarky wit, he does his actual job too much to rate that high.
The Doctor/EMH
8/10 Much like Pulaski, the Doctor has a competency problem. He does his job far too much to reach Bones status on our list, but unlike Pulaski, at least he shrugs off his his duties somewhat regularly enough to get a few points more than her. Has no problem snarking at anyone around him regardless of the situation. Whatta man hologram.