Just Some Asshat Here...

Like the title says. Just a everyday asshat trudging through life while also attempting to be part of fandoms and failing terribly. Icon was done by cinthias-corner!

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[lil-vibes]

oooughh i love this thing..... it's so ,, baby 😭😭😭😭

[bullshittingmywaythroughlife]

Nico: So what do you do?

Will: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Nico: Wow, impressive.

Will: Then I'll move on to Leos.

*Percy and Leo shaking nervously in the corner*

[itspipesmclean]

percy: you can't arrest a jellyfish

leo: i mean, you could try

percy: we did try. and it didn't work

[chittychittyyangyang]

[valuvrarte]

Akira but it's Monika from DDLC Akira breaks the fourth wall au. Inspired from a twitter thread that believe it or not started as a discussion of why Sae Niijima should be taller and older.

[gondwana]

why did you even do that asshole

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[happyheidi]

‘Opawlia’ by Susan Herbert (1945 - 2004)

[sixpenceee]

Jeff Lee Johnson's paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

[phoenix-sayeed]

These are so cool. @maskedalienfreak

[mxmasked-alien]

the pics are darker the more you look at them @rhonda-sayeed

[phoenix-sayeed]

Yeah, I keep going back and looking at them and find new stuff. The talent. 😭

[darkvioletbutterfly]

Just noticed the Annabelle doll and black widow in portrait LOVE this. So cReEepy

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[gothighunicorntolerance]

Chicken chickens chickens

[bastlynn]

Chickens.

Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.

[ryuji-ism]

Can someone make a mod or threaten convince ATLUS to make a mini add on or side game or something where you can romance Ryuji? Cuz that would be nice.

[unchartom]

Tony “Actual Disaster” Stark

[dauna-deactivated20210509]

go to horny jail akechi goro

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

A different kind of “Ratatouille”…

[that-one-asshat]

It’s tachigami

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck it. am seeking new career as villainous animal sidekick

[dracomysthical]

i found an opportunity sent down by gaud and took it

you made me make my first quiz so

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok this is accurate

[resslerette1]

parakeet

the bad thing about you? you're annoying. the good thing about you? you're annoying. you aren't exactly the cleverest or the most charismatic, and the villain sometimes wonders why on earth they hired you. but you ARE practical in the strangest of ways, such as knowing exactly how to get to the center of a maze or pulling the lever on the doomsday machine just before the hero could stop you. they count it to luck, not knowing that YOUR luck is part of YOUR skill set. YOU control your luck, and your villain seems to be slightly suspicious of it. you are a magnificent creature, so don't let anyone tell you otherwise. marvelous.

Aaaaaahhh, I love being the parakeet!! 🦜 (I know it's a parrot, but close enough!)

[alexandra-scribbles]

[stardustinourbones]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Suh-weeeet.