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@that-thoughtful-waffle
I'm very angry that fascism is possible in a world after the invention of the internet. communication has never been easier and hating fascists is supposed to be a commonly accepted and widespread belief. this is extremely frustrating
I went to sleep 5 hours ago let me sleep please
"I miss 2D animation, 3D is so lifeless!"
No, no - from an avid and avowed lifelong 2D animation lover - what you miss is stylization.
Something animated to be "hyperrealist" isn't appealing to me anymore because it all starts to look very... samey. It'll age.
But if you have a proper sense of your style...
Me seeing hotel Transylvania missing from the gif set
You're very right! Hotel Transylvania is a BRILLIANT example of stylised 3D animation! The way the characters stretch and move is probably the most effective translation of 2D movement techniques to CGI 3D!
(Tumblr glitched out for me trying to add an example gif so it didn't make it in).
Also, I know Pinocchio is stop-motion. Stop motion animation IS 3D animation. It is the MOST 3D animation. I said 3D, not CGI.
I used an Ouija board to try and communicate with the dead, but when I asked it if any spirits were there, a spirit moved the planchette over to the ‘no’ section. I didn’t know what to make of the fact that I got sassed by a ghost.
fresnel lenses and quantum computers are eldritch yuri im quite certain
theyre girlfriends ur honor
having a bad day so i'd like to show you all my cat (moonpie) in a necktie, if that's okay
I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do
DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.
woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....
FISH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
Daddy has five days left to live
Daddy wishes to be cremated
It's what daddy would have wanted
Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me
also, its sister tweet:
How could you forget:
Had to add this gem
Pouring one out for Poison Junior.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.
I loathe my job and
need a new one. I need all
the help I can get.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
self-ac·tu·al·i·za·tion — the realization or fulfillment of one's talents and potentialities; suicide prevention
individual + closeups
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
@katherine-rose
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE
I needed this
Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.
and suddenly my life just became much easier
I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better
this is my favourite thing ever
always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?
id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment
as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth
untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert
ive said it on this post before but there’s nothing there because there was a genocide in the last couple hundred years and the people who did it mostly just use the land to grow a handful of monocultures and feed cows
