i have so many requests in my inbox that i swear i will be getting to soon but i HAD to write the foxes and social media (this is what happens when you don’t know how to be an actual content creator and can only offer words)
the foxes have an official instagram and twitter that wymack grumpily handles, but the fans refer to the players’ personal accounts for the real content
nicky live tweets during practices and on the way to games
“kevin’s currently yelling at me to get off my phone and focus, but joke’s on him i’ve never focused a second in my life” “neil may or may not be taking a nap standing up like some small, auburn horse” “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS ABBY LISTENED TO ME AND NOW WE ONLY HAVE SPIDERMAN BANDAIDS!!”
*insert pic of andrew with a spiderman bandaid on his elbow*
kevin only posts high-qual photos of him playing or sponsorships
the foxes all comment underneath stuff like “first 😜😍” or “mcm” or “hey guys, not to be annoying but i’m a small town musician with big dreams and it would mean a lot to me if you checked out my soundcloud devinkayistheworst :)))))”
kevin literally blocks all of them at some point and they all screenshot the evidence to post and bully him
one of renee’s most liked posts is a photo of wymack and andrew standing and holding their mugs of coffee the exact same way while both glaring to the side with a bunch of hearts for a caption
dan has a “chaos” story highlight, and perhaps the most memorable clip involves a very drunk matt holding up a very bewildered neil like he’s simba in the lion king while everyone else is screaming the iconic song terribly off tune
there’s also neil using a tape measurer to see if andrew and aaron really are the exact same height and the foxes waiting with bated breath
they all scream and the camera falls when neil declares andrew’s ¼ an inch taller, which cuts off aaron as he demands they measure again
dan and matt are constantly posting photos of each other and nicky always comments “parents!!” underneath
allison does a LOT of mirror selfies, usually showing off outfits or with neil while they both get ready for games as she’s braiding her hair and neil is tying his bandana on
aaron’s instagram is almost entirely pictures with katelyn, and whenever the foxes tease him in the comments he replies to everyone with “go away”
(katelyn likes both his teammate’s comments and his response)
matt posts a slideshow consisting of only neil smirking surrounded by reporters and the “i think i will cause problems on purpose” duck with the caption: “these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder”
neil reposts it to his account, which he barely uses, and andrew, from the account that he also barely uses, comments: “i see no difference”
allison goes on instagram live for a “night in with the foxes” and she flips the camera to show renee, smiling and walking in with cinnamon rolls, and then kevin shoving aaron out of the way to get to her first
if there’s one thing the foxes agree on it’s that renee’s baking is orgasmic, but now she won’t let anyone have any until they stop fighting and kevin apologizes
allison pans over to andrew, who has somehow already gotten two and is now eating them while staring straight at the camera
renee later adds a photo to her story of kevin and aaron eating cinnamon rolls in opposite corners of the room with the caption: “problem solved :)”
nicky convinces wymack to change the official team twitter’s header to da vinci’s the last supper but with their heads photoshopped on top
neil is jesus, of course, because he is everyone’s son
i could go on forever but maybe in a second post???
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