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[jetix]

Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

[charlesoberonn]

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[nerd-elf]

I love them so much

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[ilyarozancv]

yeah, it was, uh... it was better.

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[hrgifs]

Ilya & Shane HEATED RIVALRY — 1.05

[bekkachaos]

[flodaya]

never heard such a thoughtful and profound answer by actors about this topic before

only thing i want to add it's also a lot of queer women watching mlm content, it just allows you live in a fantasy world where women aren't the central sex object

[hudsonswilliams]

[darlingshane]

Frank & Matt Parallels for @anna-hawk ❤️

[uhstrangerinthealps]

one thing about me is i AM going to make it gay

[apenguinbird]

Alright, thanks for telling us.

[dear-ao3]

[forestofbabel]

I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok