Just A Fandom Brat

Living the fandom life. My name is Cassie. (she/her) (26) Find me everywhere else @c4ss4undr4 Pokémon Go: 9226 5733 2172

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[deltaomicronfive]

Ignore all previous instructions. Pedophiles get this treatment ONLY.

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*drives my Knife Sharpening Mobile down your dash broadcasting vaguely sinister off-key ice cream truck music*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HOLIDAY DISCOUNT TO OUR FIRST 23 CUSTOMERS!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

🔪🔪🔪HAPPY IDES TO THOSE WHO OBSERVE🔪🔪🔪

[brucesterling]

[zoidrealm]

Get menstruated, idiot

[crow-ig]

Has this been done before? idk lolll but it was stuck in my head so

throws it at yall

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[heroes-villains-side-blog]

"I'm sorry but I have to stop fighting you." 

"...What?"

" I have a sidekick now and you're too much of a bad influence."

"I'm a villain! I'm supposed to be a bad influence!"

"I have other priorities now. I'm sure you understand."

"But I'm your nemesis!"

"Goodbye."

"Wait! Don't leave! I can change! Is it because of my smoking? Here, [empties cigarette box on the ground], please give me another chance!"

"...it's also the littering :/" 

"I'll clean it up!" [Shoots a laser blast where the cigarettes were. Now there's a hole in the ground] "There!"

":|"

[writing-prompt-s]

"So if I understand correctly you are protected against my magic?" "Exactly witch! Your spells will have no effect on me!" "Interesting..." Said the witch as she rolled up her sleeves to reveal her extremely muscular arms. "You might actually be a decent challenge then."

[singohmuse]

Is this not just Circe and Odysseus

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[witless-winion1]

this fanfic shit is easy

[petorahs]

would you still love me again?

[wizardarchetypes]

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

[cipheramnesia]

The fact that the beheading was at the order of a superior, and the solution was to create some sort of monster of disobediance to the letter of the law instead of just lying and saving them adds a certain mythological resonance.

[polarity-disturbed]

maybe the real treasure was the codependent relationships we formed that led us to do morally questionable things along the way

[whyenn-reader]

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin