i feel like a blade of grass under a fat ass.

☆ it/its ☆ 23 ☆ capricorn ☆ loser ☆ throw me in the river and watch me float away

[valtsv]

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[thatonedrater]

[valtsv]

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[raspberrybluejeans]

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

[slimetony]

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

[thatonedrater]

this never happened to me growing up and this is why i dont understand

[animentality]

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[ratinghorses]

I am once again letting you know that if I'm ever approached by a kelpie, I will be letting it do anything it wants with me, up to and including pulling me into the ocean to eat. This is simply a statement of fact. The kelpie could introduce itself to me as a kelpie and tell me that it wants to pull me under the sea and eat me and I would say okay and I would offer to get the tangles out of its mane and tail first and also to check its hooves for rock or dirt and give it a nice curry combing. (Ideally this would incentivize the kelpie not to eat me, but if it eats me anyway that's fine too)

[depsidase]

[plastiboo]

[plastiboo]

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[beardedmrbean]

[everett-true-daily]

[brosser-les-dents]

Omg I love this. Remember to brush and floss, my darling Delilahs!

[brainstreams]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

-

Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

-

Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

-

Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[theconcealedweapon]

You wish to a genie for a money tree and he grants your wish. The money tree gives you $1 every second.

In just 3-5 days, you can buy a house with cash. That's just a few days to buy something the average person spends decades paying for, and something many people will never be able to afford in this lifetime.

I make $40 per hour working typical full time hours as a programmer. I'm considered one of the well off ones. My salary for an entire year is still less than what your money tree gives you in a day.

Clearly, the money produced from your money tree is astronomically large.

But in order for your money tree to make you as rich as Elon Musk, it would take 30,000 years.

It's nowhere near possible for someone to earn that much money.