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[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[drinktilyouredead]

heres a fun throwback

[eroticlizardfiction]

I truly hate what this post has become

[shianu]

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

[plaguedaddy420]

Holy shit this is a fucking time capsule. 17 dead from covid? 17?! Jesus fucking christ. This year has been a century.

[astro-body-yody-yody]

Wow...

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING

[frosty--giants]

This is the good luck d20. Reblog to roll into the new year with +20 epic stats

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

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[acarixy-deactivated20240613]

wrath

[theatricuddles]

[ID: A series of art of flowers with text over them reading: “Pride isn’t over until the fight for liberation is”, “weaponize your white privilege in the fight for black lives”, “Remember your trans sisters of color. Defend your trans sisters of color. Fight for your trans sisters of color. Celebrate your trans sisters of color.” “We’ve fought the police before we’ll do it again”, and “show them your teeth show them what we’re made of”. End ID]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[thosemeddlingsims]

(⊙︿⊙✿)

[that-catholic-shinobi]

OH MY GOSH

[boredpanda]

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

[prussian-birb-lord-deactivated2]

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

[fatale-distraction]

Ladybeard is everything

[lynneskysong]

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:

Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.

Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

yall

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I don’t know what’s happening here but it makes me happy.

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

this is what my existence was missing

[heyitsthetrash]

this slaps

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

[radiant-array]

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

[bojanglerwrangler]

I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Jimmy Neutron as an animator and said it was basically a fever dream

[ingridverse]

I think we need a documentary/oral history about the making of Jimmy Neutron.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[funkyliloboist]

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

[e-v-roslyn]

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

[kenro199x]

This seems like a good time to share this.

[severalowls]

“Let us get our teeth cleaned” what are you, a horse? You’ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?

[dreams-in-daylight]

[seldnei]

Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says “LET ME CUT SOMEONE’S HAIR” or “I NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTS” or “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.”

None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. That’s telling.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[papermachette-deactivated202604]

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

[moonkitty]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[mysharona1987]

[dasagoo]

iconic

[jasper-rolls]

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

[live-like-ghibli]

That caption could not have prepared me

[silkirose]

I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

just spent a few dollars on a plague masque pattern, let’s see if i have enough leftover leather to make one proper 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

turns out i did! even have a bit of scrap left over, if i can figure out what to do with it i might sell some smaller leather items on the store 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I got the pattern from here btw, the artist only charged eight bucks

update: holes all punched, sewing commencing 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guess who stayed up all night again!!!! : ) 

[legally-a-bastard]

Oooooo where did u get the glass? It’s so pretty :o

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have a box of miscellaneous cheap sunglasses i’ve picked up over the years so I just clipped the frames and scavenged the lenses out of this pair of reflective ones 

[teal-deer]

Reblogging for plague mask pattern (alas I don’t have any stiff leather)

[thebibliosphere]

I would totally wear this with my vintage 50s dresses and recreate the “sexy plague mask” art that’s going around right now if I had any materials and or sewing skills haha

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s not my goth 50s cocktail dress (I’ll do another shoot with that one i think) but I’ve done a test shoot of the first outfit! What do you think, Joy?

[fairykukla]

Gloves. You need gloves.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh i have leather gloves! i just couldn’t wear em for this because i needed to take the picture. also in other news my parents have kindly dropped off some supplies to my hobbit hole (food, etc) which means they had a chance to also drop off my pokin’ staff 

i bought it at last year’s pirate fest because I’d sprained my ankle in the parking lot on the morning of day two.