BERTIE CARVEL as BAELOR "BREAKSPEAR" TARGARYEN A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 1.03 // The Squire
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BERTIE CARVEL as BAELOR "BREAKSPEAR" TARGARYEN A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 1.03 // The Squire
let's tilt heads with papa :)
Why does this give me Aerion vibes?
I love jily as a ship name. It really tells you everything about their relationship. The J is for James and the ily is for Lily. You can't make it any better. J ily. She loves him, guys. She made sure she took up the majority of the name and only James' initial. He's her man. She's claimed ownership. That boy right there? That's hers.
If this is in your dashboard you are going to be kissed like that in 2025.
We are in march already so how's it going???
"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust
- Lily Evans about James Potter
He leaves, abruptly. Elizabeth watches him stride away, through the rain. What has she done? She bitterly bursts into tears.
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright
the thing about jily is that yes james is absolutely besotted and a lover boy but lily is the original lover girl. james is extremely charming and funny not to mention INCREDIBLY intelligent and you’re telling me lily wouldn’t like him for the first few years??? pls if anything she would be so annoyed at herself because everyone is falling over stupid over james and co. because they’re all grossly attractive in their own ways and she wants to be better than that. but then james makes his interest so clear it’s almost ridiculous and it’s just too good to be true isn’t it?
lily would have to hide her smiles until she was safely hiding behind her curtains when james made a silly go at a love confession in the common room. she would wear her hair down every transfiguration class to hide her blush because james would make the best jokes with minerva teaching while still getting every exercise perfectly because that was His subject. every time he asked her to hogsmade her heart would beat so loud she could barely hear her own voice as she rejected him. because of course she would have a sense of injustice over her childhood best friend that she is trying to cling to so hard as she watches him drift away in front of her eyes. but she has seen so many times how truly good and gentle james is with the people he deems worthy. so of course she is going to appreciate his affection. and of course she has loved him back the entire time. but she is the brightest witch of her age and she has to have some pride, doesn’t she? james needs to sweat for it a little, but it has never been a matter of lily loving him back, just a matter of letting herself love him and be loved by him openly.
Blackinnon Fest 2024
Hello followers and tag lurkers!
The Blackinnon Fest is just around the corner and we are here to prepare everyone for what is to come.
For the new people, the Blackinnon Fest is a whole month with activities planned around the ship Blackinnon, for everyone to enjoy and participate, it is the month of April each year, and I can not wait for it to start.
This year we have a few new things so we hope you all enjoy!
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you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day
i do promise
I’ve decided that anyone who reads this will get eras tour tickets
Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
Dear all,
The moment has arrived!
English Student Club X.a. is happy to announce the sixth International Student Conference for Young Scholars - ANGLOPHONIA: ENDLESSNESS, which will take place from 11th to 13th May 2023 at the Faculty of Humanities and Social Sciences here in Zagreb, Croatia.
The first Call for Papers is now open! You can find it at the link:
https://anglophonia.ffzg.unizg.hr/news/anglophonia-2023-call-for-papers
To apply, fill out the form here:
http://anglophonia.ffzg.unizg.hr/application
We look forward to seeing you in Zagreb next year!
I’m reading bad sex awards finalists across the years
Writers, relax. Breathe. It’s going to be okay. You’re doing just fine. Your writing does not suck. Do you know what sucks? This. This sucks.
God, free me from the agony.
@l0ve-for-mutts I regret to inform you that this writer is in fact a woman
On today’s episode of: If I Have To See This Shit, So Do All Of You
this man either misunderstands vaginas or misunderstands spheres and probably both
im so afraid what is happening. why is he biting her vulva and why does it open his third eye. How is her vagina both a Gorgon and a Cyclops. If the vagina is Polyphemus, it does not “make” you Nobody; Odysseus introduces himself as that. You haven’t even read the fucking odyssey
this person used the word “undulate” three times in the same disastrous sentence
“his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle”
A HOT BISCUIT FLAVORED WITH PEE
And let’s not forget this classic, every word of which is permanently etched onto my brain as if onto a tombstone marking literature’s grave.
These are all published books.
Read and despair.
This will be the thing that breaks me
I’m so fucking sorry for reblogging this and making you see this but I needed this to be like 275% assured that my writing is fucking perfect compared to that utter crap I just had to read with my own eyes, like what the everlasting fuck is wrong with publishers for publishing that bullshit?! 🙈🙈
How dare he bring the fucking Odyssey into this
I sincerely apologize for sharing something so horrible
But if I have to see it so do you.
What is it about published porn that attracts the terrible writers?
I further regret to inform you that the Bad Sex Awards explicitly excludes erotica in their pool of candidates to choose from; therefore, none of these are published porn, they’re mostly “literary” works of fiction
the last example i gave is by Morrisey, iirc.
I just now saw that last addition and hdhfggj
Sorry I’m here to add to this and make it worse by several degrees. SIR YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SEX IS LIKE???
He deserves to be on here
All of us, all of us, get nervous about our sex scenes at one point or another. Show me a writer who says “No, no, I’ve always been fine about those, I know what I’m doing and it’s just fine,” and I’ll point and say (admittedly with some compassion), “Look at that liar there. Their other lies have been okay but THAT one was substandard.”
…But I can promise you that whatever you’re doing, it’s better than the above.
“His dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth?” …”RATTLED?” What’s he got in there, beans? FFS.
…Also: “…the vena cavity”? Oh sweet Asklepios and his holy daughters Health and Allheal, what manner of crap is that. (eyeroll) (There’s also the barest chance that the writer thought he was making some kind of pun on vena-/venalis, but no. No. OMFG.
(clutches head) Gah.