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My name is Chris :) I reblog mainly RT but you will also get stupid soundclips which will make you laugh for about 5 seconds. (I occasionaly write short stories so you can read those if you like)

[prosopagn0sia]

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

[bileshroom]

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

[renguro-main]

i want that twink obliterated

[maltese-death-kitty]

• calling everything sexy

[thingenjoyer224]

[cripple-cryptid]

- YEET

- Understandable sir have a good day

[sci-the-superb]

- "fuck dude it sure is" in response to something obvious and/or mundane

[strangehorse]

[ID: comment from ‘Vegetaoverr9000′ on Reddit in all caps reading 

‘Dude fucking thank you I love you 

Let me know if you ever need that dick sucked!’]

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[dogposts]

here comes trouble

[over-sleep]

衣服のたたみ方　(^o^) ﾅﾙﾎﾄﾞｰ Folding clothes

（karibsailorさんのImgur）

[everythingfox]

“Today has drained me”

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[gay-jesus-probably]

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

[biioshocker]

bentley girl bad ending (x)

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Who gave her adderall?

[lastoneout]

[doubleca5t]

[leatherleaves]

Omg I’ve never loved something more. When the chorus hit the serotonin was FLOWIN

[transenbyhollis]

i have never felt greater trepidation than in playing this audio file

[lynati]

*dances*

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[kedreeva]

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

[the-haiku-bot]

The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[everythingfox]

Potato planting puppy

(via)

[hedyke-remaking]

[drtanner]

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT GOT SPAMMED ALL OVER THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHEN TUMBLR INTRODUCED AUTOPLAY ON VIDEOS. JUST REAMS AND REAMS OF THIS FUCKING THING GOING OFF ONE AFTER THE OTHER AS YOU SCROLLED.

Fucking magical times.

[two-crabs]

Dashboard Jingle Bells:

3-3-3, 3-3-3, 3-5-1, 2-3!

4-4-4, 4-4-3-3, 3-3-2-2-3-2, 5!

3-3-3, 3-3-3, 3-5-1, 2-3!

4-4-4, 4-4-3-3, 3-5- 5-6-7-8!

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[mossdragon]

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

[secondbeatsongs]

losing my mind over this

[vladtheunfollower]

[polyglotplatypus]

[bunjywunjy]

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Patty cake any% speedrun WR

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[ms-demeanor]

Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

[ay-parcamm]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

I don’t even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. 💚

[renthebarbarian]

Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.

[bae-in-maine]

This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.

[krodhavighnantaka]

“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”

- Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

[edgar-allan-possum]

Bro when the kid turned up in her new school uniform I about started crying bro