Pitiless man, you are no son it seems of Thetis or the horseman Peleus, rather the grey sea and the stony cliffs bore you, with heart of granite.
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Pitiless man, you are no son it seems of Thetis or the horseman Peleus, rather the grey sea and the stony cliffs bore you, with heart of granite.
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Right so throw out the mormon view on sex and give me an Edward Cullen who touches himself thinking about blue eyes and hairy thighs, about being held down by fragile human hands. Give me Edward Cullen bent over forehead against cold marble in the Cullens bathroom, because he feels hot for the first time in over a hundred years as his hand moves fast on his cock. Give me Edward Cullen desperate to feel how hot Beau Swan would be while inside him, how hot it would be inside a living breathing human flushed with arousal. Give me an Edward Cullen who has to explain why there are clawed out portions of the shower wall to Carisle. Give me Edward Cullen that has to pull away from his first kiss with Beau because he's sporting an erection that could cut through glass. Literally.
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What do you headcanon a Child of the Moon to look like? Twilight Vampires look different from a classic Vampire, so a Child of the Moon might not look like a classic Werewolf.
This isn't really a headcanony blog, anon. Sometimes I delve into it, but it's not really in the spirit of the blog.
But I suppose we can break the status quo for once.
Let's Remember Canon for a Bit Anyway
Well, we have a few clues here. The legend of the werewolf is widespread in the Twilight universe and presumably not because of the shapeshifters, as from the way the Volturi and Cullens reacted they were a very local phenomenon to their very small region on the North American continent (not to mention other differentiating points such as the control over shifting, no association at all with turning during a full moon, and full control over their mental facilities while a wolf).
However, we do have the fact they're associated with wolves, that Caius initially mistakes the Quileute for being Children of the Moon, and the fact that two seconds later Caius is able to accept they're not actually Children of the Moon. What this means is that they only really look close at a glance but must somewhat resemble wolves themselves.
They're not going to be the wolves we see from the shapeshifters: wolves that look perfectly wolf-like but simply larger than normal. However, they're probably on four legs, covered in fur, and large.
If there's any credence to the "moon" part, which there very well could be for that to even be a part of the legend at all, then they're probably only seen at night which would make them generally harder to make out for human victims (so even if they don't look exactly like wolves, they're huge, furry, and terrifying ergo wolves they are).
Which brings us to the point where we can start headcanoning.
The Headcanon
Probably very large, immediately distinct from regular wolves, but still moving somewhat like and looking like a 'wolf'. To be a real threat to vampires they'd have to be very strong and very fast, perhaps with regenerative capabilities.
If you're going to make me guess: I'm picturing rabid looking furry things that aren't quite a bear and aren't quite a wolf, that you don't get a good glimpse of because they're running so fast you don't even know they're there. Probably move on all fours like an actual wolf.
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Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.
NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir.
[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,
“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”
End ID]
As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.
I don’t. Let them out
character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.
character who is moon-coded but not in the moody grumpy way. character who is moon-coded in the way they shine brightly in darkness guiding others. a character that is moon-coded with all their darker sides no one else can see. that they are lonely and lovely. doomed to watch on as the the person who gives them their light slowly destroys themselves taking the light with them.
Magnus is somehow both
YOUR DRAGON NAME
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
GOD IN HEAVEN
Erwodog.
Go figure.
Now trying to imagine what a dragon with a name like that would look like, and getting definite Welsh or Brythonic vibes in the process, maybe as a reult of reading “Men Went To Cattraeth” and then “Y Goddodin” a month or so back.
Chrysophylax, Smaug, Ancalagon, Ymareth and Hasai it most certainly isn’t.
(Not Vermithrax Pejorative, either.)
Draugr
Imagine you are a draugr.
Not the rotten corpse of the Icelandic myths. You inspired those myths, but no more so than the bogeyman or the vampire.
Your life is devoted to hunting one particular food source. You can eat other animals, but they don't have what you NEED. They are only half measures.
You are an anthropophagi, a man eater by necessity.
You are a cousin of the humans, but distant. Illegitimate. Your face is a very close mimicry, but not perfect. The humans have a mechanism for detecting you. They will one day call it the Uncanny Valley.
Your greatest strength is in your ability to drop into the deep sleep, where your veins bulge black and swollen with hoarded blood, where your skin looks like a bloated black corpse. You can sleep decades like this, long enough for the human prey to forget.
You always pick deep, dark holes for the deep sleep. Barrow mounds and caves, abandoned wells. Anyplace dark, confining, and safe. You cannot abide bright light.
When you wake from your strange dreams to hunt, you have strength and stamina and sensory arrays on your side that outstrip any man. You can pluck the eyes from a man's head before he can blink. You can use simple spears to strike from a distance. But your chief weapon is your mind, your intellect that so surpasses men. It allows you to outmaneuver them, to act as if you know their souls.
You hunt, and you kill, and feast.
You hunt alone. Because you are not a social animal. You have no friends, and your joy in life is hiding when you're not hunting.
Occasionally you will mate, a dangerous and violent affair, and one that always leaves you with new scars before you leave. If female, you rear an offspring or two to maturity. Then you will drive out your children and be glad they're gone.
You never see your kind aside from those brief moments. Your territory is far too large to hope to chance encounter strangers. The humans aren't numerous enough for your kind to come into close contact as tigers do.
You hunt, you feast, you dream. You can live centuries like this, spreading months across decades. Humans burn their candles so fast. You hoard days like a dragon, spending them rarely.
You see the human prey change, but you do not realize the implications until that fateful day where you encounter a village, no rude camp of tents. They have barking, degenerate sons of wolves as their pets. They have long spears; their reach is grown longer than your own. You fall back, wounded in five places. You flee to your cave bleeding.
They follow, and they plunge their spears into your flesh. You die hissing.
One hundred thousand years later, your tissues are extracted from near fossilized bones. Your genome is sequenced, and the human prey clones you. You grow, and you are born from an artificial womb into the waiting arms of what in another life would be your first kill.
The prey has no answers to their dying planet. They need you. They need your brain, your ability to use the deep sleep, the explosive power of your muscles and mind.
But you only need them as food. And one day, they will not be the only ones with the master's tools.
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so i've been thinking about the aftg tv show again and specifically thinking about how to do baltimore
now obviously the binghamton riots/neil getting kidnapped is going to be a cliffhanger ending of the prior episode, but what i Reallyyy want going into the start of the next ep is kind of a found-footage style montage of neil as a kid. like. 5, 6 years old, living at home in baltimore. we see mary drive him an hour out of the city to play in little league exy, we see him smiling and winning with his team, her cheering for him on the sidelines. she is in frame entirely, exactly how neil remembers her, but when we see Nathan he is always just out of frame, just a hand or a silhouette or an over-shoulder shot. haunting every single one of neil's memories, but neil will never look directly at him. i want all of the tiny fragments of his childhood that neil gives up during his narration in the book, turned into a visual montage at the start of the episode.
the important other part of this is that the episode goes directly into this sequence. we watch all of it, maybe a full fifteen minutes or so, before we see any trace of neil in the present day. and by this point in the whole show, we're like maybe 8 or 9 episodes into season 3, we know neil. we've watched his relationships with the foxes build up over time, we know about his lies, his 'i'm fine's, we know he's not who he says it is, but we do not know the extent of it.
the point is that neil is trying to lie to us as much as he is the foxes, so when we get to watch the baltimore sequence, when we get to see all of his memories play out in front of us, there is this distinct feeling of disturbance while you watch it. because so far, we've kind of only watched the series through neil's perspective, only learned about him when he chooses to give up half-truths. but now, we're seeing his most closely guarded secrets, things he would rather cut off limbs than tell a soul, and the last time we saw him he was being kidnapped. so what holds the suspense between the episodes is that feeling of where is he and what did they do to him. why is he letting us see this, now?
then when we find him again in baltimore, we find our answer. it's because neil's control over his past has been ripped from him and he's been forced back into the city he left ten years ago, because they found him.
as an artist nothing hits more than hal wanting to see dave's drawings like that's so cute
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
This is the land we’ve become. In Bagel We Trust. lol
I’m ashamed. Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”
Hmmm…
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
This is the land we’ve become. In Bagel We Trust. lol
I’m ashamed. Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”
Hmmm…