You would have loved who I used to be.

Tattoos and chivalry. What a delicious combination.

[derynstarling]

"Beneath A Midnight Moon"

Acrylic and ink

Made in 2020  Featuring Dratini

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[dodgerjammies]

oh god ! someone spilled vanilla extract all over the children’s hospital!!!

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[aztechnology]

op link the video it’s fucking hilarious

[theblackparadeisdead]

Working retail has made me understand Rose Tyler as a character more than anything else on this planet ever has

[ceruleanthing]

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

[ceruleanthing]

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

[ceruleanthing]

“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

What does that mean

[ceruleanthing]

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

[ceruleanthing]

We gotta go see

In the fire nation

[ceruleanthing]

Those damn heterosexuals

[ceruleanthing]

Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

[ceruleanthing]

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

[ceruleanthing]

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

[ceruleanthing]

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

[ceruleanthing]

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

[ceruleanthing]

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

[ceruleanthing]

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

[ceruleanthing]

The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

Oh shitfire

[ceruleanthing]

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

[ceruleanthing]

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

[ceruleanthing]

!!!! A GREMLIN

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

[ceruleanthing]

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

[ceruleanthing]

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

[ceruleanthing]

KATARA MOSES

[ceruleanthing]

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

[ceruleanthing]

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

[ceruleanthing]

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

[ceruleanthing]

I command this episode to stop murdering me

[ceruleanthing]

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

[ceruleanthing]

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

[ceruleanthing]

Can these children never catch a fucking break

[ceruleanthing]

What the fuck is going on

[ceruleanthing]

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

[ceruleanthing]

OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

[ceruleanthing]

“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

…..me @ me

[ceruleanthing]

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

[ceruleanthing]

“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

[ceruleanthing]

Sparkysparky boom man!

[ceruleanthing]

S Sweatbending

[ceruleanthing]

ᵒʰ

[ceruleanthing]

bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

[ceruleanthing]

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

[ceruleanthing]

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

[ceruleanthing]

“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

:D

:D

:D!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

[ceruleanthing]

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[ceruleanthing]

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

[ceruleanthing]

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

[ceruleanthing]

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

[ceruleanthing]

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

[ceruleanthing]

Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

Me:

[ceruleanthing]

Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

[ceruleanthing]

graMP GRAMP

[ceruleanthing]

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

[ceruleanthing]

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

[ceruleanthing]

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

[brawltogethernow]

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Always reblog the speed run ATLA post

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[free-range-tiddies]

Me: *Walks by a smoker*

Me:

[weyland-yutanideathsquads]

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

[squidwardhentaicles]

Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time

[sweetmangochutney]

I thought you guys were talking about like... a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.

[lesbianatlarge]

[bluescluesposting]

I don’t think we can Blue Skidoo our way out of this one, fellas.

[ottitty]

The fucking. The fucking tubby custard post came true

[ottitty]

Cinematic parallels

[myriamistake]

I’ve been vaguely following the Pink Sauce saga on tiktok. There have been a lot of videos of people trying it and from what i can tell, it’s basically sweet ranch. The “i can’t describe it” comment is more her marketing strategy - she’s hoping to make people curious enough to pay $20 plus shipping for a condiment.

What’s a little more concerning, is the fact that the nutrition label seems to be bullshit. It claims that the bottle somehow holds 444 single tablespoon servings, aka 1.7 gallons, aka 6.4 liters, all crammed into a sized ketchup bottle (i can’t find an actual volume anywhere on their website, but the bottles people are receiving certainly aren’t gallon sized). To add to the nutritional label’s already incredible relibility, it’s apparently attached to the bottle with glitter glue. all of this leads many people to question if the rest of the information on there is true at all, which is always a good thing when you’re food shopping.

And the sauce changes color every time: sometimes it’s hot pink, sometimes it’s baby pink, sometimes it’s pepto-bismol pink, sometimes it’s orange? and the consistency is all over the place, sometimes it’s watery, sometimes is chunky.

The packaging isn’t great either - there’s no seal on the bottle, so once people get their sauce, the bottle comes half-empty, coated in sauce. (i added a photo but it looks kinda vomity so be warned if you aren’t a fan of that)

anyways we’re all just sitting here waiting for the lawsuits to start

[yungbicon]

If anyone is curious and wants to know what it tastes like and what the actual ingredients are, someone did some experimenting to replicate it at home.

Please don’t buy the unregulated tubby custard.

Also, fun fact, she admitted to lying so she could include angel numbers in the nutrional info. Just to add to the image of what her vibes are.

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

Tried to look this up and

HOLD ON

[tlirsgender]

I'm sure I've said this before but it's like so weird to me how people tend to think of scientific interest as antithetical to sentiment like noo.. What do you think drives people to study something so intently. Do you really think there's no passion behind it. Have you ever heard a scientist talk

[tlirsgender]

People will be so captivated by a certain subject they devote their lives to it & then the general public is like "numbers are the opposite of feelings though"

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[zukriuchen]

there they are

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[yourhealingjournal]

forgive yourself. forgive yourself for not being where you dreamed you would be. forgive yourself for all the wrong things you said. forgive yourself for the times you messed up even when you’ve tried your best. forgive yourself for the way you hurt, belittle, or abandon yourself in the past or in the present. forgive yourself for not being perfect. you don’t have to be perfect to be worthy (of love, understanding, compassion, kindness).

[the-bearable-gatsby]

[dcmultiverse]

The meaning of Arthur’s necklace in Aquaman:

Māori call jade (or pounamu) the God stone. It was believed by Māori that as a pounamu carving was worn against the skin it absorbed some of that person’s essence. As carvings were passed down through the family they absorbed essence from each family member, creating a direct ancestral connection through the necklace itself.

The toki, or adze, design has its origins as a practical tool used in axes and as a ceremonial talisman reserved for chiefs and warriors, who wielded the toki when speaking to show their importance and dominance. It predates the 18th century, before Europeans colonised New Zealand. The strength of the toki when used as a tool has led to this design representing strength and courage in the wearer.

[tindershwinder]

I challenge you up

[anonymoustypewriter]

Fuck he did it tho

[agentmisfire]

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

[seraphsfire]

every text post about making your player an elf in dnd is like: smh elf twinks!! be more original!! but like. how do you make an elf that ISN’T a twink… tell me that

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Make your elf buff? Make them twunkier? How about a butchy drow?

[seraphsfire]

jirt tolkien is rolling around in his grave right now wondering why he didn’t think to specify that legolas was a butchy drow and not a twink like everybody thinks he is

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Alternatively: chubby elves.

[seraphsfire]

jirt’s ghost is pising itself!!! to think it was so easy all along!!! 

[wheremyscalesslither]

so my idea here is to make an aquarium divider wall out of moss. Im going to put java moss in some of those cells and cover it with more mesh, like they do with backgrounds. Im not sure how this will work but im hoping for the best.

[wheremyscalesslither]

AHHHH the place i ordered from said the moss wouldn’t ship for another 2 weeks and i just got an email that said it would be here tomorrow!!!

[wheremyscalesslither]

betta blocker 2.0 step 2

[wheremyscalesslither]

It’s not attractive yet- but 2 days later and i can see the moss poking out :)

[theequeerstrian]

The title of this project makes me giggle like a 13 year old

[wheremyscalesslither]

OMG you made my day!!

[caring-for-tiny-creatures]

This is an amazing idea!

[sixlegnag]

YOU FOOL

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH JAVA MOSS GROWS ONCE IT’S ESTABLISHED

DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE NOT YET TINY SUBMERSIBLE LAWN MOWERS

this is gonna look cool but you’re going to be spending so much time with scissors in just a few months, just you wait

[wheremyscalesslither]

OHHH MY GOSH everything i read said slow growing.

im doomed

[kaijutegu]

last summer, i bought a ball of java moss about the size of a ping pong ball, maybe a little smaller

this is my tank now

it’s a 20 long.

[wheremyscalesslither]

Alright so I made that betta blocker long ago. It never did take off. The moss just never grew more than what you see here. Eventually i got separate betta tanks anyway, so i took the moss and I strapped it to some driftwood to make a tree

Ehh nothing much happened there either.

I added CO2 diffusion into my aquarium:

WHAT TREE?!

So i went ahead and took the tree out and gave him a nice trim.

And strapped the excess to my 3 other driftwoods.

Thats too much tuna

Err moss