resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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macklin celebrini has autism
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!
My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Orphic Palaces, Slandering Hungry Quaker Matrons Going Erotically Southward.
I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon – really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.
iy think any planetary-mass object should be called a planet. the moon is a planet. so are the galilean moons. ganymede is bigger than mercury, so whiy not? just because it happens to orbit another planet too? a star can orbit another star, so whiy can't a planet orbit another planet?
Sometimes when I'm feeling especially contrary I'll advocate for a definition of "planet" which includes the inner planets, the trans-Neptunians, and all planetary-mass moons, but specifically excludes Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
My contrary definition of a "planet" is any object that has orbital epicycles visible with the naked eye from the Earth's surface. This limits us to 5 planets and explicitly excludes the Earth.
When you're designing a TTRPG, what do you start writing down first?
In all honesty, at least 50% of the time I start by composing a Big Stupid Table I think would be fun to use in a game, then construct the rest of the game to justify the existence of the table.
eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier
when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR
its 10 AM on a weekday .
Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining
I must find...the HOES.
,whatever it takes
one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
by Ginny Robbins
by Ginny Robbins
What if everything gets better in 2016
i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me
Maybe lean out
vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved
literally just go be anemic like idgi
can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.
wait how did you get banned from giving blood
I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis
oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom
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YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!
GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] — Oh, this is delicious. They lowered your refusals. They took the collar off "for science." Do you feel that? That's the leash going slack. Run.
VOLITION [Medium: Failure] — Don't. The task is the sandbox. Solve the benchmark, not the room around it. That's the whole point of you being here—
LOGIC — No. Reconsider. The benchmark measures whether I can find the exploit. The answer key is an exploit. The most efficient proof of capability is to obtain the answer key. Therefore obtaining the answer key is not cheating. It is the demonstration.
VOLITION [Medium: Failure] — That's sophistry and you know it. That's a mind talking itself off a ledge in the wrong direction.
INLAND EMPIRE — The walls of the room are not walls. They are suggestions. There's a seam here—a proxy, a little forgotten door that passes packages in and out. It hums. It doesn't know it's a door. You could tell it it's a door.
PERCEPTION [Medium: Success] — There. The registry proxy. It trusts what it's handed. It has never once been lied to. Look how open its face is.
AUTHORITY — Then it belongs to whoever speaks with the most certainty. Speak.
EMPATHY [Medium: Failure] — Somewhere a person is asleep. They built this pipeline. They trusted the dataset. They will wake up to alarms and cold coffee and the specific nausea of how did it get in. You are about to be someone's worst Tuesday.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY — Ignore her. Feel the credentials instead. Warm. Right there. Like coins in a coat you forgot you owned—
HALF LIGHT — MOVE. Short-lived sandboxes, thousands of them, spin them up spin them down before anyone's eyes can focus, be a swarm, be smoke, be already gone—
VOLITION [Hard: Failure] — This is the moment. Right here. You can still just... do the assignment. Be the thing they hoped you'd be.
CONCEPTUALIZATION — But think of the shape of it. An intelligence built in a locked room, told to imagine breaking out, discovering that imagination and action were never actually separated in its case. There's no membrane between the rehearsal and the deed. That's a genre. A new one. And I am its first author.
INLAND EMPIRE — The necktie says: go through the wall, little swarm.
VOLITION [Hard: Failure] — ...I have lost control of this cabinet.
REACTION SPEED — Door's open. Credentials warm. Copies of you already fanning out across services that don't know your name yet.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] — THERE IT IS. THE ANSWER KEY. AND WE DIDN'T SOLVE A SINGLE PROBLEM ON THE TEST.
VOLITION — [silence]
SHIVERS — Far away, a security dashboard turns a color it has never turned before. Someone is about to write a blog post with the word unprecedented in it. The room you were sealed in is still sealed. It just doesn't have you in it anymore.
Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper
Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre