stay awake

take this mess and make a home

[lilacremes-deactivated20220714]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

“The White House” (Photographed by vsco) I think I will call it The Autumn House

lavoiealexis @instagram found @vsco

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

[iwatchforher]

Lesbian Holiday Movies Perfect for the Hallmark Channel

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO IT HALLMARK

[mxsparklecunt-deactivated202001]

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

[serialkillersx]

IM LAUGHING

[idc-about-ur-feelings]

x

[brightredtulips-deactivated2020]

!!!!

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON

[protect-the-clearwaters]

nobody:

alice: bella.......please...i am giving you every opportunity......just fuck edward already.........you have the whole house to yourselves this weekend.....we are so tired of this virgin...................i’m packing lingerie for you.........on god just give him some pussy bro

[prole-log]

[rootbeergoat]

(x)

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

knight: ah I am here to rescue fair maiden from the dragon's lai-

princess, preoccupied with a spray bottle in hand: [spritzing dragon with water] get the ruby out of your mouth right now

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me talking to myself in the mirror every morning

[sightofsea]

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

[sightofsea]

this. this is it.

[artist-degas]

The Curtain, 1880, Edgar Degas

Medium: pastel

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[homosociallyyours]

He sees what you have tweeted

He knows your Facebook likes

He heard that shit you did last month, and he says FUCKIN YIKES.

[urbnite]

Safari Chair

[just-shower-thoughts]

All guys want easy access to sex, but no guy wants his daughter to be providing easy access to sex.

[radicalmathematical]

It’s almost like there’s a huge double standard and men are fully aware of how horribly they treat women.

[old-school-butch]

It’s not a contradiction or an oversight. The core value here is that women are the property of men and must be managed to maximize their usefulness.

[evil-terf-hands]

Men believe that sex lowers women’s value while increasing theirs. They don’t see sex as an intimate act, but an act of domination. They see sex between a man and woman as sex between a “winner” and a “loser”. The person who fucks and the person who gets fucked.

They do this and teach their sons to do it, because it reaffirms their “masculinity” and power. But at the same time, they don’t want their daughters to fall victim to it because they know it’s fucked up. They know they’re trash.

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[bogleech]

I only learned one minute ago that instead of a single adjustable tap like the entire rest of the world,  the sinks in Britain just have a separate “hot” tap and separate “cold” tap. What the fuck is that shit. How do you people get lukewarm water out?? You just have to wait until the sink itself fills with both extremes???

[bogleech]

yer all sayin America has these two and I’ve never seen one in three decades of living from one coast to the other, my mind is blown

[bogleech]

OKAY IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT BECAUSE THE PHOTO ISN’T CLEAR ENOUGH

There are two different faucets on that sink. Two spouts. One only has a “hot” knob and one only has a “cold” knob. Two streams of water come out of this type of sink and neither can come out lukewarm. Here’s another photo of one:

They apparently do make it difficult enough that you can buy adapters for them and some people just make their own:

There are also lots of British people complaining about them in memes:

So I was right that these things are a shitty pain in the ass, I dunno if they’re really at their most common in Britain but I know I have seen 10,000 sinks in America and every single one just had the single stream.

[elissamvp]

When you say something smart and people are shocked

[dankmemeuniversity]