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Sun: ...
Jaune: ...
Sun: Really?
Jaune: >///<
Sun: I say that I'll do anything you ask of, and the first thing you think of is a... "Tail Job"?
Jaune: *pressing his index fingers together* I bet it'd be so soft...
Sun: And you call Blake a freak.
Romantic
Neptune: I don't know if I can help you, man.
Jaune: What? Why not?
Neptune: I just don't think you have it, I mean, you wrote a love song about being a designated driver, dude.
Jaune: Road safety is important.
Neptune: Yeah, obviously, but like, it's not really... romantic, you know?
Sun: It was a super good song though.
Neptune: It was, but still.
Neptune: have you tried just telling them how you feel?
Jaune: What, like, Sun would you go on a date with me?
Sun: Yeah, Exactly like that!
Jaune: ...
Neptune: Give him a minute.
Sun: Give who a minute?
Jaune: ...
Neptune: ...
Sun: ... OOOOH! Yeah, Sure, how's tonight around six sound?
Jaune: Sounds great!
Stupid rwby nsfw plot
Teams jnpr and rwby are made into a military unit and winter is their barracks bunny
god i’d fucking kill to be touched properly. i need someone to need me so bad they can’t hold themselves back. i need to be grabbed in a way that doesn’t let me doubt that you want me. throw me around. bruise me. make me feel desired for something other than what i can provide for you. fuck.
Liked this one for the normal reasons
Sticky 2
[It is all smut]
Sticky <-
Several hours later, after forgetting about breakfast, Jaune spent some time reading in his bed as a way to pass the time. It’s been awhile since he was able to enjoy a good comic. He had managed to get about halfway through before three gentle knocks followed by the peeking in of Nora’s playful teal eyes caught his attention.
The loving teammate slowly let herself in in case he wanted her out for some reason, just like always. Jaune was about to ask what was up when the sight of short pink shorts and a baggy BOOP shirt came into view. Nothing strange in the case of lounge wear, but it was immediately noticeable that Nora wasn’t wearing a bra like she would be if she had come from the living room. It was only then that Jaune’s brain recalled this morning.
“Oh you were serious!?” He was already blushing, and Nora was already laughing.
“Haha, you thought I wasn’t? I would never get your hopes up like that. Plus it’s not like we haven’t before.”
“I know. I just sorta took the words of my hungover teammate as a wild form of gratitude; as any hungover person would act when presented breakfast.”
“Two things can be true at once in this case.” Nora sat right beside him in bed, leaning on right arm and propping a leg onto his lap to watch him blush. Her right hand rubbed his chest, making the antsy blonde try harder to remain calm. “This counts as a form of gratitude if you ask me. Not that it’s the only reason I’m doing it. You know that.”
Soft lips pressed against his cheek before nibbling on his neck. Despite the stiff nature and flustered nature, Jaune’s arm was to wrap around Nora’s waist. “Y’know you were this close last night when I walked you to bed.”
“I believe it. If only I handled my drinks better. You would’ve slept extra good last night~” Nora went ahead and properly straddled her leader. She let her actions speak for her, pulling her shirt over her head and letting Jaune watch as her titties bounce from the fall. “Thank you for the breakfast again.”
“Mmhmm.” Jaune was a little busy staring at dark, puffy nipples in his face. His eyes looked up to see the proud and somewhat smug smile on Nora’s face. He was so wrapped around her finger right now. “I gotta say, what you said earlier was still wild. Your waffles were practically drenched in syrup, ahaha.”
“Pfft, I said what I said. What, you think your lap can’t look the same?”
“I ran your plate under hot water. That’s how sticky it was!” He emphasizes, grinning as Nora gives him a passionate kiss on the lips before tossing his book onto his nightstand.
“Guess I have to make a believer out of you.” Nora slid herself backwards, clearing Jaune’s boxers so that she could pull them off with ease. The way his erection sprung to attention was worth another giggle. “For someone who didn’t seem to take my words seriously, your body sure does.”
“No comment.”
“Ha! Whatever you say, o fearless leader~”
Nora leaned her entire upper body forward, wasting no further time with words. Her tongue ran up the underside of Jaune’s tip as a courtesy before her mouth swallowed seven inches. His hips rose immediately and groaning softly came naturally. Nora gave herself a good taste of the man, his scent already filling her senses. Lips puckered and pulled upward before sinking back down with Nora’s head. Her knight’s right hand pushed her hair out of her face before cuffing it the same way he always does when he’s feeling good. Nora was determined to make him make Jaune see stars.
Not even five minutes in and she was audibly suckling, causing his face to burn red. A hot, playful tongue did laps around his shaft while the back of Nora’s throat squeezed him greedily,
“Uunnngh!” Jaune heaved, his hips jerking suddenly. “Nora~”
She didn’t let up. Her head rose slowly, eyes locked unto his. Her tongue was the last to leave his dick, dangling over the exposed head as she pooled her drool together to pour down on Jaune like syrup. Still unblinking, Nora used her left hand to stroke the throbbing mass slowly, frothing it up while her head lowered again. The way his pupils shook ever so slightly in anticipation made her teeth sink into her bottom lip. Nora leaned forward, pressing her face against the weight of a full package. The scent alone made her core ache. Again, her tongue tasted him; choosing to carefully play with sensitive orbs while continuing to stroke his cock. Jaune’s mouth fell open for a moment before his free hand covered it. Nora couldn’t help but play with him even more.
“Mmmmmm!” She moaned, sucking a bit harder.
All this attention left Jaune breathless. His body couldn’t decide if it was hot or cold as he felt pleasure rise up his length, only to settle down momentarily as a foul mouth slurped, lapped, and sucked his entire sack greedily. “N…N!” Jaune couldn’t even get the name out of his straining throat. He looked towards the sky like it would bring him aid.
Nora could feel the intense throbs in her hand getting worse. Precum ran down between her fingers and the balls she played with tightened in mercy. Answering the plea his body begged for, Nora released them from her capture and moved back up to the writhing cock. Again, she swallowed it down to the very sack she just left; her lips sealed around him before sucking Jaune off so tenderly that the hand that held her face pressed its fingers against her skin. Thick, potent ropes shot into her mouth aggressively, one after another as her head continued to bob. Nora finally brought her second hand to the base of Jaune’s pulsing shaft, massaging her thumb against it.
“Aagn-Nnnghn!” His legs couldn’t stop shaking.
Not a drop was going to waste. Nora gathered any cum that leaked past her lips and savored it like the rest, listening to her leader’s sweet groans. Even after the last of his seed went down her throat, Nora lapped over him like nothing happened yet, her mouth still dealing with a beast.
“He hasn’t softened at all…” Oh to have so much stamina. The thought alone made her quiver. It would’ve been wise to remove her shorts from the start. All this attention to Jaune had the unattended consequences of her thighs eating her shorts in great anticipation.
The energetic girl gave Jaune one more spot at the back of her throat before dragging her lips off his cock, its entire length now dripping and glistening with both their fluids. Jaune could only pant heavily and stare at Nora with a hunger that made her bother bottom lip, smirking as she rested on her knees with his legs between them,stretching her out from all their labor. Her leader was always quite bashful. That would never change, and she didn’t want it to. However, even he can only show so much restraint when his switch is flipped. From here on out, he wasn’t going to overthink anything anymore.
Both his hands reached for her hips, hooking both thumbs under her waistband and pulling down. Shorts and panties went down together slowly, revealing damp tufts of hair surrounding leaking lips that actively clung to the fabric it ruined. Jaune didn’t dare to wait. With Nora, shorts only down to her thighs, his hands grabbed her full ass and brought her closer, pressing his face into her mound and rolling his tongue through her folds. Nora let out a shaky gasp and grabbed the boy's head. Fingers played in his hair while her hips instinctually grinded into his face. Tiny jolts of electricity danced on sensitive nerves. The sound of Jaune slurping on her clit made her body grow hotter. Now it was her turn to stare off into space. As she tried to get used to this rhythm, fingers spread her ass apart, sliding down until two digits found her dripping entrance and slid in from the back.
“Oh fuck~ Yes!”
It was like she was his last meal. Nora made the mistake of trying to make a little space for relief, only to be held firmly and lashed for adamantly; her body gave Jaune exactly what he wanted until his chin was dripping. After getting such a full taste of Nora and her scent, Jaune let the quivering waist go. He held Nora’s hands in case she fell, but underestimated his teammate’s boldness somehow. Nora leaned forward and toppled both of them over. The soft, warm girl landed comfortably on top of his body, her tongue already hard at work in Jaune’s mouth before slipping out.
“I gotta say, I get why you like the taste.” Nora said, her sultry tone nipping at his left ear. “Ready to be a believer?”
Jaune’s eyes widened with interest and shock. “Was the extra sloppy head not your attempt?”
The girl giggled and gave Jaune another kiss. “It was just an appetizer.”
Nora sat up on his lap, giving the knight a full view of her toned, glistening body. She reached back to grab hold of his unruly erection, pointing it upwards as she lifted herself just a bit higher than it. Slowly, Nora let her hips fall. Jaune watched as pulsing warmth clung to him, swallowing up his entire cock slowly until it all disappeared inside Nora. Both her hands rested on his chest to steady herself before lifting her hips again, stealing his breath as he saw thick, white cream already coat him before Nora’s ass lowered back down. The redhead’s jaw slackened, her panting sounding as intoxicating and hypnotic as the very sight of her chest bouncing in rhythm. The bed itself began creaking as Nora took Jaune for a ride that they both loved.
It was impossible not to watch her. Everywhere was a feast for the eyes, but Jaune’s always fell back to where they were connected. Bounce after bounce, he was given the sight of honey bridging their flesh together and creating a sound that splashed in his eardrums in the most beautiful way.
“I’ll say this much, you’re definitely sticking to me.” He breathed through his teeth, feeling her walls grip him eagerly. “I can feel everything~”
“You better!” Nora moaned, pushing through pleasure. “Can’t a girl get a little room?” And yet she continued to let the back of her walls get smothered, happily accepting their prodding.
Despite Nora’s best efforts, she had to lay back down on Jaune’s chest; her hips still tirelessly winding and grinding for both their sakes. However, her advantage was now gone in this position. Firm, calloused hands grabbed handfuls of her ass as she felt Jaune’s hips push up into her, striking the very back of her pussy with each stroke. Nora held onto Jaune's shoulders for dear life, her head swimming with pleasure.
“Ah!!” Her spine tinged and her hips tried to press lower. “H-Harder~ Go harder, just like that!”
Her bottom was dripping in sweating, succumbing to this pressure building inside faster than she expected. Nora could only rest her head on Jaune in dazed bliss as he forced her to cum all over his lap. Even as his pace slowed, it was if he was commanding her body to stain him. The heat inside her didn’t die; not the way she expected. There was a brief moment of calm before Nora felt herself become weightless, then bearing it all. Coming out of her stupor, she saw her own legs dangling on each side of Jaune’s head. One single push down brought her body back to a lustful reality as Jaune’s cock pried and pinned her down, only to drag itself out slowly before plunging again to knock on her womb. Nora tried to press her hands against his body, but failed to find the strength.
“W-Waaaiiit! I just~” She whined in vain, receiving a thumb in her mouth she immediately sucked on like it was his cock. “Mmmhhm!”
“Just because you came, doesn’t mean the round is over. I thought you wanted me nice and sticky?” His hips fell faster, smacking against her to fill the room with their favorite sound. “Ready to feel all nice and warm? Try to hold it in okay?”
All Nora could do was nod, her face blushing wildly at her words. A smaller orgasm tug at his length and was given a hefty load that fluttered her heart. Nora could feel Jaune bury himself inside to fill every crevice, marking her completely. Every pulse made her body convulse, asking for more even as he pulled out and let her legs fall. Nora tried her best. She really did, but she could feel her body betray herself; immediately her hands crossed over her eyes in embarrassment as Jaune got a front row seat to her pussy pushing out his cum as she squirted.
Not one part of her was still. Jaune took in the sight of her trembling body. Flushed pink lips still squeezed down repeatedly on what was now longer there. His fingers barely grazed the sensitive petal, yet it still caused a very honest jolt of pleasure alongside a welp. He couldn’t help but touch her again.
“Nngh! Jaune…” Nore whined helplessly, reeling from the air itself at this point.
“One more.” He said, his voice low and still brimming with hunger. “Can you give me just one more?”
How cruel of him to sound so needy. Nore moved her hands just a little bit to see his eyes, wanting and hoping like a faithful retriever. It was impossible to tell who was under whose spell, but Nora couldn’t act like she didn’t rile him up like she wanted.
“….How do you want me?” She cooed softly, feeling her body still ache for him.
“Flip over.” Jaune said, watching her do just that. Before he could say anything else, Nora’s ass rose up, making a deep arch in her back as her face continued to rest in a pillow. Her right hand traveled down her stomach, settling right between her thighs for her fingers to spread apart her lower lips. A mix of both their lust dripped out slowly from her entrance, still quivering in both pleasure and anticipation. “Yeah, just like that~”
Nora hid her face deeper, the praise in Jaune’s voice doing numbers on her. There was no slow build up or tease. Just the sensation of an engorged tip returning where it belongs. Both hands grabbed her by the hips and pulled her back as he pushed forward, sliding himself to the very back with ease. That tingly sensation danced up her spine; teeth were forced to bite down on a pillow case, and the return of viscously wet noises filled the room alongside whimpering. Nora gladly took her pounding, feeling her walls not only stick to Jaune’s cock as he churned her, but make his length coated again with frothing white cream.
“Nora…” He said softly, finding the strength to go faster. “Nora!”
To say she proved her point was an understatement, but this sense of accomplishment was overshadowed by the blissful reminder that Jaune will put her through her paces.
Nora had no clue how long they went at it, but she could feel him nearing the end again, but not before stealing another orgasm from her. At this point she might as well be giving them away for free, feeling her body becoming weaker to pleasure. A familiar warmth poured inside to dull her mind. The moment hands freed her hips, they fell to the mattress, shaking as if she had a hard day at the gym. A large plop came down beside her, prompting her to turn her head just a little to see the flushed, satisfied, and dorky face of the man who just turned her inside out. The fact his boyish and bashful expression never truly faded was both cute and irritating, as if he wasn’t a full blown brute seconds ago. How did she feel like she both won and lost!?
“Whenever you can move again, I demand breakfast in bed.” Nora groaned, lovingly reaching out to him.
“That’s fair.” He sighed, fatigue hitting him. “Give me a moment though.”
“Take your time. I insist. Recover slowly.”
“Hehe.” Perhaps he did get a little more worked up than usual? “We still have some left. Want more waffles?”
“I…think I’m tired of sticky for the day, ehe.” Nora said for what might be the first time ever. “I’ll take an omelette.”
Eh, I'm bored. Random headcanon time:
Yang, finishing a story: " [...] so the moment dad said Ruby's full name, I knew I needed to run for the hills.
Ruby: "You left me behind!"
Yang: "Sis, dad used the whole name. That's code for 'I want no witnesses'."
Weiss, curious: "Wait, Ruby's full name?"
Ruby: "Yeah," shrugging. "I don't use it much because it's a mouthful."
Blake, about to ask: "--"
Yang, grinning: "Ruby Yin Rose Xiao Long!"
Ruby, stiffening for a second: "Yang!"
Blake: "It's not that long of a name, though."
Ren: "I imagine Yin is complimentary to Yang?"
Ruby, nodding in defeat. "It was actually my first name."
Weiss, blinking: "What do you mean?"
Ruby: "Dad wanted to name me Yin after Yang, and it stuck until I could talk." She closes her eyes, remembering with a smile. "But I once mentioned to mom I didn't like it as much, and she asked me what name I preferred." Pointing at herself. "So, I said Ruby."
Pyrrha: "Oh, that is really cute."
Nora, chuckling: "Also, you're far from having the longest or most embarrassing name in our group."
Jaune, immediately: "Nora..."
Nora, innocently: "What?"
Jaune: "No."
Yang, already smirking: "Wait, what's going on?"
Weiss, looking between them: "Is there something we should know?"
Jaune: "No, there's not."
Yang: "Nora?"
Nora, smiling far too brightly: "Sorry, I promised to not SAY anything."
Also Nora: silently pointing at Jaune.
Jaune, hanging his head low: "Traitor."
Ren, putting a calming hand on his shoulder: "It was inevitable."
Pyrrha, trying not to smile too much: "Jaune…" sighing. "It's better if you just say it.
Blake: "How bad could it possibly be?"
Yang, now grinning: "Oh, this is gonna be good."
Jaune, eyes closed and accepting his fate: "Fine..."
Jaune, inhaling: "Jaune Viridian Cerúleo..."
Ruby: "That's not so--"
Jaune, looking straight ahead: "... Añil Pourpre Rubedo Damascos..."
Weiss: "That's unconvent--
Jaune, squinting from the emotional effort: "... de la Doncella de Otoño dei Santissimi Fratelli Grimm...
Blake, wide eyed: "Uh..."
Jaune, blinking again: "... Rex and d'Arc."
There's a silence. Everyone expecting there to be more name.
Weiss: "You have to be joking."
Jaune, resigned: "I wish..."
Ruby, blinking several times: "That was one name?"
Jaune: "Legally."
Blake, genuinely impressed: "'De la Doncella de Otoño'?"
Jaune, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "Family tradition."
Weiss: "'Rex'? As in 'king'?"
Jaune: "One of my ancestors, allegedly."
Yang, stunned: "Holy..."
Nora, smirking again. "His name is already holy, I think?"
Jaune, fully defeated. "Santissimi. Yes."
Ren: "It means 'Most Holy'."
Yang: "Of course it does."
Ruby: "And 'd'Arc' is at the end?"
Jaune: "That's the actual family name."
Blake, genuinely curious: "How long did it take you to learn to write your own name?"
Jaune: "My parents had to explain it to my teachers first."
Ruby: "I don't feel bad about 'Ruby Yin Rose Xiao Long' anymore."
Yang: "You mean mister 'my name is every color of the rainbow, and also holly, and also a king'?"
Nora, proudly: "I call it the director's cut."
Yang immediately burst out laughing, so did Nora. Even Pyrrha had to hide a polite smile.
Jaune simply sighed.
Ruby and Weiss silently considered in what order to add Rose and Schnee at the end.
--
Allusions:
Jaune - French yellow
Viridian - Latin green/true
Cerúleo - Portuguese blue/sky
Añil - Spanish Indigo/albañil/mason
Pourpre - French purple/royalty
Rubedo - Latin red/alchemy
Damascos - Portuguese orange/Arab influence in Hispania
de la Doncella de Otoño - Spanish "of the the Fall Maiden", signifying Valean ancestry
dei Santissimi Fratelli Grimm - Italian "of the Holy Brothers Grimm", signifying divinity
Rex - Latin king
d'Arc - Arc
Inspiration: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruíz y Picasso.
--
The whole damn thing:
Jaune Viridian Cerúleo Añil Pourpre Rubedo Damascos de la Doncella de Otoño dei Santissimi Fratelli Grimm Rex and d'Arc.
Yang: You've got to quit playing around. If you want Jaune, you've got to make your move.
Ruby: I am... just...
Yang: If you keep twiddling your thumbs, some other girl is going to come in and take him.
Ruby: Pfft. This is Jaune. Unless he has an invisible girl stalking him...
Ilia (invisible): She's onto me.
This just makes me remember that one Fanfic "Unintentionally Seducing Emotionally Compromised Chameleons" and I am still waiting for the 7th chapter...
A Paladin... of a kind...
Ren: Say, Nora...
Nora: Nora!
Ren: Quaint. Did you... happen to notice anything strange about Jaune lately?
Nora: Lately? Like what?
Ren: The way his powers have been developing. His strange resiliences to effects not even his divinely gifted protection should be able to handle. The way his sword smites with a ghastly purple sheen around the heavenly gold.
Nora: Wait a minute... Don't tell me you only just noticed!
Ren: Noticed what?
Nora: That all the girls hanging around our fearless leader are the avatars of his patrons. Duh!
Ren: *Double takes, triple takes* WHAT?! You are telling me that Jaune, a Paladin of righteous virtue, defender of the oppressed, lifter of the fallen and warden of the wounded, is in reality a Warlock of ruinous powers?
Nora: Yeah, but also kinda no. He's definitely still the same sweet not-so-little himbo we've always known though.
Ren: *Hands on Nora's shoulders* Explain. Now. Please.
Nora: Okidoki! *Directs Ren's head to the feminine crowd around Jaune* See the raven-haired one who looks at Jaune with a smouldering eye, but at everyone else like she gonna immolate them on the spot?
Ren: Cinder, yes.
Nora: Well, she's actually C'indahr, The Fallen One and Daemon of Fire and Ambition.
Ren: I beg your finest fucking pardon?
Nora: *Ignoring her Renny* Her only ambition right now is to continue getting her guts routinely rearranged by Jaune, by the way.
Ren: You can not be serious...
Nora: Deathly serious. Speaking of which, see the shorter one, with those fascinating silver eyes that are filled with lustful longing whenever she's looking at Jaune?
Ren: Ruby?
Nora: Yup, that's actually Ru'beya, The Reaper and Guider of Souls. What'd you think was the reason so few deaths happen around us?
Ren: *Recollecting several, definitely past the realm of, near-death experiences* I... wha...
Nora: And the fiery haired one right next to her is S'Ya'ngrila, Force of Pain, Reflection and the Brightness of the Sun. Just look at her being a ball of sunshine around our best boy!
Ren: That is who Yang is?! I thought she was a fellow monk like me, only of a different order...
Nora: A monk who definitely indulges her earthly desires if the sounds of some nights are to be believed. Oh, and supposedly she and Ruby got the same mortal dad but different not-so-mortal mother. Man, lemme tell ya, I want to shake that legend's hand.
Ren: Then... what about Jessica?
Nora: That's Je'sican, Green Deamon of Hope.
Ren: Deamon?! But... but hope is supposed to be a force of good! Right?
Nora: Eh, sometimes I guess. More often it's just delayed despair. Oh, and she's also a Fulcrum of Interplanary Connections!
Ren: Wait... is that how we escaped the Fae Realm so easily? I always thought that was too extraordinary to be simple luck.
Nora: Ay-yup-yup! She didn't want the Winter Court to get their grabby grabbers all over Jaune's hot Paladin bod. So ripping a portal between realms was no biggie.
Ren: *Remembering how Jaune-centered the Schnee house's efforts were* That... still explains less than I would like. I am also getting scared to ask about Salem now...
Nora: Honestly, I'd thought she'd be the most obvious one, seeing how she's literally Salem, Queen of The Grimm Realm, Mistress of the Black Horde.
Ren: *Quietly* I thought she was a Grimm summoner with a... a bit of a fascination bordering on obsession...
Nora: Oh, she's waaaay past obsessed. Obsessed for that Arc Booty that is. She might bend Grimm to her will, but she also loves getting bent over by our golden boy.
Ren: Please do not tell me Pyrrha is a deamon too...
Nora: Pfft, no. Of course she's not.
Ren: Thank the gods...
Nora: And thank her you can! 'Cause she's the actual Pyrrha, Goddess of Grace in Battle and Destiny. She was Jaune's original patron, didn't ya know? Such a difference in composure between her being in battle and her being in bed with her Chosen One.
Ren: *Slumping to the ground* I need to sit down...
Nora: We're making camp anyway, so it's as good a time as any.
Ren: When...
Nora: When what?
Ren: When did you know all those women were all divine and/or profane in nature?
Nora: From the get-go.
Ren: *Stares in "how the fuck?"* ...
Nora: Because like knows like, of course! Naturally, they had me pegged right back at the same time.
Ren: *Dawning realisation* You... You are not just an elemental barbarian, are you?
Nora: Nope! I am North-Wrath, the Hammer that Thunders and Patron Goddess of Feasts! And your personal booping receptacle, of course! *Whispers huskily into Ren's ear* You really know how to reach my good spots after all.
Ren: *Sitting with his perspective on life and recent adventures shattered beyond recognition* ...
Nora: *Pats her Renny on the head* Aaaah... good talk, Renny. Happy to have cleared things up for ya!
*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed
Jaune to his team early in the morning (Mainly Ren cause Pyrrha and Nora are still asleep): Hey guys I am going to be gone for a bit today and tonight, my family are coming to visit
Ren looking up from a book he was reading: Alright, when will you be back?
Jaune: I am not sure maybe 10,
Ren nodding: Okay, I will let the other two know what you are doing
As Jaune is leaving: Thank you, see you later
Jaune has a lovely time catching up with his family, they go to the movies, have lunch and tea together and is excited to tell his team about it and ask about how their day has been.
Jaune gets to his from room at about 10:00 the time he said. When he opens the door he finds Pyrrha and Nora sleeping in his bed
Ren who doesn’t look like he has moved all day looks up from his book: Right on time, how was it?
Jaune still looking at Pyrrha and Nora in his bed: Uh it was good… so why are
Ren chiming in: They missed you
Jaune: …
Ren continuing: They sulked all day because you weren’t here, so did Ruby
Jaune feeling a bit guilty: Oh. I am sorry maybe I should have had my family visit me here
Ren shaking his head: Don’t be silly they understood why you weren’t, now you should get some rest
Jaune running his hands through his hair: Where will I sleep?
Ren: In your bed
Jaune gesturing to his bed: But Pyrrha and Nora
Ren: Well it is either there or the floor
Jaune confused: What?
Jaune proceeds to look around the room and sees that all the mattresses on the other beds are gone
Ren sighing: They wanted to make sure that when they woke up you would be next to them
Jaune just taken aback but laughs: Man we have a strange team
Ren nodding: I know what you mean, here we have an Amazon prodigy and the physically strongest person in Beacon, arguably two of the toughest people in this school across all years sulking and moving the mattresses in our room into the bathroom so they make sure that they are able to wake up next to our lovable leader
Jaune smiles: It’s really a strange team, but it is ours and it is perfect
Theres also team rwby sleeping under the bed.velvet and coco may or may not be in the closet
JNPR: *on assignment in Menagerie*
Pyrrha: While we’re here, we can visit my aunt! She’s an activist in local government and she can show us all the best restaurants and beaches!
Nora: A government activist? I guess not everyone in the Nikos clan is a fighting champion! What’s she an activist about?
Pyrrha: *runs forward* Oh! There she is! Aunt Sienna! Over here! 😃
Sienna: *turns and hugs Pyrrha before lifting her up and spinning her around* There’s my little fighting niece! How are you doing, cub? Keeping up with your combat training? Tell me all about that Valian school you enrolled in! 😏
Ren: Wait, Pyrrha is related to Sienna Khan, leader of the White Fang?! 😧
Nora: WAIT, Pyrrha is part TIGER FAUNUS?!? 😱
Ren: Though that would certainly explain what she does to Jaune when they’re alone in the dorm room together. 🤔
Jaune: *covered in scratches and abrasions from tiger tongue baths* 🤕
Sienna: Oh, it sounds like you got yourself a boyfriend, little cub! Does your mom know? She used to do the same thing to your dad when she snuck him over at night~! 😏
Pyrrha: Aunt Sienna, not in front of my friends! 🫣
you could tell me to cut off all of my friends and I'd do it in an instant, btw.
you could tell me to make a shrine of you and I'd do it in an instant, btw.
you could tell me to carve your initials onto my arm and I'd do it in an instant, btw.
I'm eternally devoted to you and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you!!! ^_^
Jaune + Weiss + Fiona
What if... Jaune took his grandpa's gun instead?
Ruby: *stars in her eyes, almost salivating* T-that's a Lahti L-39! W-where did— *gulp* Where the heck did you find THAT?
Jaune: *shrug* My grandpa gave it to me after i told him i got accepted into Beacon. Said it wouldn't matter if i got skills or not if i can just destroy whatever is in front of me in a couple rounds—
Ruby: CAN I HOLD IT!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE—
Jaune: *eye her up* You... You sure? That gun is a 109 pounds of steel; i had to train for months just to—
Ruby: GIMME!
Jaune: ... Al— *get it snatched from his back by a cloud of rose petals* -RIGHT!?
Ruby: *Now officially drooling* Oooh Yeaaaah~, you're a real BEAST aren't you? *Tests the mechanism* Smooth as butter, not a spec of rust— *SNIIIIIIIFFFFF* no smell of dust, it still uses the original ammo type!
Jaune: *blushing* I-i feel like i shouldn't be watching—
Ruby: *sigh in bliss* Aaaah~ *Turn her sight back to Jaune* It's decided; you'll be my partner!
Jaune: You really like guns, huh?
Ruby: *nods very quickly* I LOVE guns! Or any kind of weapon really— *wince* I probably overdid—
Jaune: *scratches his head* Well, my grandpa gave me a few others—
Ruby: *Heavy breathing* FOR REAL!? CAN I—
Jaune: —but they haven't arrived yet. *Smiles apologetically* Sorry.
Ruby: Aw...
_ during initiation _
Ruby: *hits the ground in despair* NOOOOO!!! WHY GODS!? WHYYYYYY!!!
Weiss: ... *Frown* I mean, i'm not thrilled to be your partner either, but i feel like this is kind of an over-reaction!
_ _ _
*BANG* *K-CHUNK* *BANG* *K-CHUNK* *BANG*
Pyrrha: *slightly nervous* J-Jaune?
Jaune: *smiles* What is it Pyr?
Pyrrha: *point at the dissolving deathstalker* I-i think it's dead now.
Jaune: ... *Tilt his head innocently* You sure?
Pyrrha: *wince at what's left of what should have been the deathstalker's face* P-pretty sure, yes! (GOD I HOPE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ALLOW THAT THING DURING TRAINING!!!)
A Ghost Hunter's Expertise
Team RWBY Ghost Hunters
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Ruby: Behold we are Team RWBY! We are the experienced Ghost Hunter's you called for help!
Scared Civilian #1: Oh thank the Gods you're here!
SC#2: There's a terrifying monster in the school! We need your help!
Yang: A scary monster in a school? What kind of monster do you think it is, eh Blake~?
Blake: N-Now is not the time for that Yang...
Ruby: Don't worry! Scary monsters are our specialty!
Weiss: Isn't your specialty eating a copious amount of cookies in a single sitting?
Ruby: Quiet!
SC#3: What was that?
Ruby: Nothing!
Ruby: Enough chit chatting! We have monsters to slay!
Yang: Yeah! Let's go bust some heads!
Weiss: We'll make like work of this.
Blake: This will be a cake walk!
Ruby: Alright team! Let's do this!
SC#1: They've got this... Right?
SC#2: They're experienced ghost hunters! They should make quick work of this!
SC#3: Go luck brave heroes!
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Team RWBY Hunting Ghosts:
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Ruby: AAAAHHHHH?!
Yang: What the fuck is that thing?!
Weiss: Run away!
Blake: NYAHHH?!
Ruby: It chasing us?!
Weiss: Eww?! Gross! Gross! Gross! It's drooling?!
Yang: It's in my hair?! It's in my HAIR?!!
Blake: Ohh?! It sounds to horrible to my ears?!
Ruby: Oh gods?! The smell... Hrk?! I think I'm going to throw up?!
Weiss: Ahhh?!
"SMASH!"
Ruby: WEISSS?!?!
Yang: She gone! We need to go!
Ruby: No! I need to save her!
Blake: No! We need to go!
Weiss: I'm not dead you bitches!
Yang: Weiss! Behind you!
"RAHHHHHH!!!"
RWBY: AHHHHHH!!!
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Jaune: Oh? Team RWBY you're back! How did things... go...?
Nora: Whoa... You guys look like shit.
Pyrrha: Nora?!
Nora: What? I mean... look at them!
Pyrrha: That's uhh... Yeah... they look like shit...
Yang: Oh gods...
Weiss: You know it's bad when Pyrrha is the one to say it.
Ruby: One to Ten... how bad is it?
Ren: Negative Ten.
Blake: Oh gods... Even Ren says it's bad...
Yang: How's my hair? Is it bad?
Jaune: Well... When you go to a hair dresser to get it cleaned, you'll need a hair cut...
Yang: Gods damn it!
Pyrrha: What about you Blake, are you okay?
Blake: I got slime in my cat ears...
Pyrrha: Oh gods?!
Nora: So, how many walls were you punched through Weiss?
Ruby: What? How can you tell?!
Nora: I've punted enough guys through walls to know what the look like coming out. So how many walls did you go through?
Weiss: ...
Weiss: At least two...?
Ren: Weren't you guys dealing with a Gamma level ghost? How did you guys get your asses hand to you so badly?
Ruby: We weren't paying attention, and it jumped us...
Jaune: Again? I thought you guys worked on watching your surroundings.
Weiss: It was dark out, we couldn't see anything!
Jaune: Even with Blake's night vision capabilities, and superior hearing?
Blake: I was distracted by all the skittering sounds I was hearing.
Jaune: Was that the monster?
Blake: ...
Blake: It was...
Jaune: Oh gods...
Yang: Well it isn't like you can do better!
Ruby: Yeah! I bet you guys can't handle something harder than a Gamma Class Ghost, monster... thingy.
Nora: We just came back from a mission dealing with an Alpha Class threat.
Weiss: What?!
Yang: You look completely unscathed?!
Blake: How the hell did you do that?!
Jaune: Uhh...?
Pyrrha: Well you see...
Ren: What happened was...
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Team JNPR Hunting Ghosts
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JNPR:
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Nora: We totally styled on it's ghost bitch ass~!
Jaune: Yeah... we did that...
RWBY: ...
Ruby: You bastards...
Jaune: Sorry...
