Internal Screaming Eternal Memeing

[lasturlontheleft]

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

[deathwarlock]

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

[one-sexy-fucking-toucan]

[memewhore]

[homunculus-argument]

Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

[house-ad]

[bbbrianjones]

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

[queenofattolia]

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

[anneemay]

[atheist-xmas]

[heroofthreefaces]

His handle on what being gay is doesn’t sound very strong either

[the-haiku-bot]

His handle on what

being gay is doesn’t sound

very strong either

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[enki2]

[ashtray-girl]

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

[sophiamcdougall]

Yeah but you need to actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he's nailing them) in his voice. (Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can't.

[dtbird]

here it is!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jenroses]

sound on, his voice is something else.

[saintbullart]

this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial

[lacefuneral]

[swuid]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

[leontibarton]

Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It is.

[thelockenessmonster]

There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don't look like it

[desertretro]

The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know

[kingofthenorth]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image:

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[lesbiandeweyfinn-deactivated201]

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

[trekkiepirate]

The version I learned was ‘Ah Yes’ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go “Ah Yes, the ____” in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by stevie nicks playing in the background 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[fefeman]

I like how it’s filmed like a debunking video even if a lot of them are pretty cool sleight of hand.