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@the-outlandish-owl

Um . . . more of a lurker and appreciator of other peoples' analyses than a poster, but I plan on coming out of the woodwork more some day hopefully. My favourite shows are Heartbreak High, Stranger Things, and above all else, Young Royals (sighs happily). My other favourite hobbies are reading, writing and learning languages. Also sewing historical stuff for me and my Sylvanians!

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lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

come over

trangoldin

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

jennamoran

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

aniseandspearmint

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

prfury-lavaca

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

prokopetz

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

ibetyouthinkaboutstarwars

mon and perrin are that one couple you knew as a kid who were constantly on the verge of divorce but never actually divorced because they couldn't be bothered to do all the paperwork and they didn't hate each other THAT much

juicetrump2

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

tehjleck

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

warriorsmurf

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

jfk-blown-away-blog

The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

wedding-shemp

Honestly rude customer interactions at craft stores go down pretty easy because when someone acts like a jerk there's always three older women in line behind him who disapprovingly tell me "well THEY weren't acting very nice" and commiserate about how no one knows how to behave in public anymore

wedding-shemp

I think people would be less inclined t throw tantrums at Joann Fabric if they knew that all the grandmas in the county will be talking shit about you for the rest of the weekend

talayse

When I find myself in times of trouble

Granny Weatherwax comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

I can't be having with this.

If you replaced every word in the story of Theseus with a synonym does that make it the Thesaurus of Theseus paradox?

natequarter

in an alternate universe where the catholic church discovered and then gatekept space travel, star trek's motto would be "to boldly go where nuns have gone before"

thyrell

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

thyrell

irs.

efoxgirl

delinquentbookworm

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

captainkirkk

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

tsvitmar

Gotta draw my own representation ✂️✂️🇺🇦

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.