What things in HTTYD 3 do you feel like should have been different/fixed?
OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME OPINIONS ON THIS BRACE YOURSELVES
also thank you so much for asking me
letâs start off with the characterization. first, hiccup. where did that pathetic little freakazoid from httyd 1 go??? where did his sass go?? why is he just a cookie cutter stereotypical hero now?????? and iâll talk about the fact that he just let toothless go later.
fishlegs- itâs been a while since i watched this movie, and if im being perfectly honest i donât remember much about him in it. but im pretty sure he was kind of just there, yk? like he wasnât as anxious or funny or nerdy or caring or sensible as he was before. he just seemed kind of bland to me.
snotlout. this fucker. this little bitchboy. he was done so fucking dirty in this movie. why was he so pathetic???? like yeah i get making him mess up occasionally cause haha funny comedic relief. but like. heâs not helpless???? like this is the kid who was literally trained to be the perfect picture of a viking his whole life. heâs the model viking. this is the kid who single handedly took down multiple full grown outcasts on their own island with nothing but a small metal rod and spite at the age of fifteen. he won every thawfest game for years! heâs a good fighter! heâs not useless. and his personality???? GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. why is he flirting with valka, someone who is much older than him and widely viewed (out of canon) to be his aunt??? why the fuck would he say âwho died and made you chief?â????? he cried at stoicks funeral! yeah, maybe he wouldâve been that much of a dick in the first movie, but there have been three shows, one movie, four(?) shorts, and multiple comics since then!! heâs has so much character growth that they just threw away because haha funny. also his beef with eret was completely unnecessary like even when he was beefing with dagur at least there was some previous thing that started it. his beef with eret just came out of nowhere??
and astrid. they just turned her into the stereotypical heroâs wife. where did her personality go???? and i get the symbolization of her hair progressively getting looser as she gets less uptight and chills out and matures but like⌠i miss her fuckass emo bangs. give them back. her whole character isnât supposed to exist solely to support hiccup so why is that the only thing she does in the hidden world???? justice for my girl
now. the twins. oh boy do i have some opinions here.
they were done so fuckikg dirty iâm going to crash the fuck out like why. just why.
letâs start with tuffnut.
starting strong with the fact that he loses his own twin sister who shares a whole dragon with him. then thereâs his whole beard thing, which like, isnât entirely out of character but it sure as fuck wasnât in character either. now letâs circle back to losing ruffnut. because WHAT THE FUCK TUFF. and then when he realizes sheâs gone he just says heâs more worried about her captors?????? DUDE. BRO. MY MAN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO FAKED HIS OWN DEATH JUST SO THAT HIS SISTER WOULDNT FEEL PRESSURED TO STAY FKR HIM. WHAT HAPLENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO, WHILE STUCK IN A DRAGON TRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, HAD AN ENTIRE IMPROMPTU CONVERSATION WITH BARF ABOUT HOW RUFFNHT MAY FEEL TRAPPED AS A WOMAN IN A MANS WORLD. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND WHEN RUFFNUT GOT CAPTURED??? WHAT HAPLENED TO THE TUFFNUT WHO HAD WHOLE ASS HUNTERS RUNNING FROM HIM SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY CAPTURED HIS SISTER???? âthatâs my sister out there, astrid. and if this goes wrong, and we donât save her, i couldnât live with myselfâ MY FUCKING ASS. just like snotlout, he was so uncharacteristically insensitive it was insane.
MY GIRL WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU????
they literally just made her a dumb blonde. sheâs not that fucking DITZY. barring httyd 2, she had never previously been boy-crazy. sheâs not a flirt, sheâs not thirsty, she doesnât care about romance. and the fact that she said she ânever looks backâ???? WHAT???? what happened to my girl who faked a breakdown to steal a key from a guard??? what happened to the ruffnut who is constantly giving hiccup inspiration for new inventions????? the fuck do you mean you never look back???? and the fact that she thought she annoyed grimmel into letting her go?? come on ruff. youâre better than that.
and speaking of grimmel. what was that weak ass villain???? dude was just a normal guy. even johann was more intimidating than him. you will never be viggo grimborn. bitch.
and toothless. TOOTHLESS. toothless.
first of all, they flattened his nose. heâs so squished now. on top of that, they rounded his head more, gave him much more prominent brow bones, and pushed his eyes entirely too close together and made them SO square. heâs supposed to look sleek and scary, not boxy and nonthreatening.
and why is he acting like a horny dog??? heâs literally never done that before. the slobbering, and dancing with his own shadow, and ditching hiccup without a second thought was so not like him, and not in a âheâs in loveâ way. it was in a âthe writers donât know the characterâ way.
and the fact that he left hiccup once he got his tail????? there was an entire short (gift of the night fury) dedicated to hiccup giving toothless an automatic tail and toothless saying he didnât want it, he wanted hiccup. be so fucking for real rn dreamworks.
the whole ending was just stupid asf low key