the vampire marleau

tales of a vampire dealing with that fag shit

[the-vampire-marleau]

Archive Guide

#tvm - general au tag found on all posts

#the vampire marleau - Marleau specific posts

#shane's mysterious powers - Shane specific posts

#jackie le fay - Jackie specific posts

#ilya's horse blindness - Ilya specific posts

#hayden found the cheese - Hayden specific posts

#scott the killer - Scott specific posts

#visions of carter - Carter specific posts

#murderer magnet JJ - JJ specific posts

#hrœker's fate - Hrœker specific posts

#the cursed mirror - posts centered around Marleau's mirror

#the cult of boston - Raiders/bears supernatural posts

#vivre le centaure - Centaurs supernatural posts

#voyage to the otherworlds - metros/voyagers supernatural posts

[the-vampire-marleau]

my wonderful mirror proves itself to be most useful in the majority of cases but occasionally will auto connect to parts of the world like Bluetooth and suffice to say this is how I first learned Rozanov had a paramour

[twirlingfreckles]

I really like the way we talk about ensouling the side characters in heated rivalry bc we’re fleshing them out! we’re making them real! But it’s really crucial to remember that Marley can never truly be ensouled because he was turned into a vampire in 2006

[twirlingfreckles]

exactly @iwrotemrtambourineman

[smokingrozanov]

“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked White Pharaoh Ilya. I consulted the Shoracle. And they both said you’re nothing.

[the-vampire-marleau]

I asked my mirror and it said your soul was lacking

[twirlingfreckles]

The Vampire Cliff Marlow, b. 1973, was turned at age 33 in 2006. He played hockey in a beer league. With his new vampiric strength and instinct, his hockey skills doubled overnight. He forged the paperwork to create a new identity for himself: Cliff Marleau, born in 1987. Through some legitimate methods (his new hockey skills that make him a cut above most all other players) and some less legitimate methods (using his vampiric thrall to convince people of things they wouldn't otherwise believe), he got himself onto an AHL team for the 2007-08 season. Of course, his hockey prowess caught the sport by storm, and he was signed by the Boston Raiders for the 2008-09 season, starting one year before Ilya Rozanov.

[twirlingfreckles]

It’s January 2005. Bella Swan is starting as a junior at Forks High School. Shane Hollander is in 8th grade and he’s listening to Take This To Your Grave on the iPod he got for Christmas.

[twirlingfreckles]

elsewhere, Cliff Marlow is playing very mid hockey, unaware that he has less than 18 months left of his human life

[cuppydogshane]

i do fear the Marly Quotient in season 2 is going to be abysmally low but that is ok.......

[the-vampire-marleau]

sorry i've been offline, baby, daddy's been building an army of unspeakable horrors for...well, you shall know soon enough

[cuppydogshane]

what is it you desire

[cuppydogshane]

𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

[cephalopodie]

[ID: Two Heated Rivalry screenshots of Ilya and Marleau in the Boston locker room. In the first, Ilya and Marleau face forward as Marleau looks intently at Ilya. In the second, Ilya turns back to Marleau, who looks at him with intense devotion. End ID]

[hrsocials]

.eighty-one (omg!!) a continuation....

[elokitties]

I’m the only woman in the world with this

[the-vampire-marleau]

How have you trapped me in this glittery prison?

[shanehollanderr]

jacob tierney really made 6 episodes of tv and we've been huffing that shit like glue so much that we've churned out an entire fucking dnd-like world of wonders where anya (who doesnt even exist yet, in the show) is a witch and connie and big hud are about to move in together and ilya staunchly believes in bigfoot and he and yuna are best friends and rose and svetlana are in love and ilya has a giant lizard in his tub he's told no one about and hayden is also clive slime like..............can you IMAGINE if he opened the door to our tumblr dot com?

[the-vampire-marleau]

@kaspbrakeddie the mirror has been doing the unspeakable. she's in timeout until my wife says otherwise

[themoonandmyman]

vampire Marleau comes to visit Ilya in Ottowa and he shares one, single, solemn nod of respect with Anya before moving on

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[the-vampire-marleau]

someone tell this to Jackie have you seen her husband?

[the-vampire-marleau]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my wife's beautiful peanits

[the-vampire-marleau]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my wife's beautiful peanits

[lavenderprose]

[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.