It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga
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It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga
A random Batam headcanon I've had is that Dick has a couch that has a pull-out bed and he keeps pillows and sheets, as well as a blow up mat and sleeping bags in a nearby storage bin in his apartment. Why? In case his siblings or friends need to crash at his place during or after patrol, or if anyone who doesn't have a place of their own needs to get away from Titans Tower or the manor for whatever reason. Damian has spent quite a few nights on that pull out couch.
It's been a minute
I'm back, sorta.
Long story short, life's been getting in the way. I'm still into DC, especially the Batfam, but thanks to my friends I've gotten into other things like Moriarty the Patriot and Apothecary Diaries. Like, REALLY deep into it to the point where they're the only manga collections I've completed up until the most recent North American English releases.
So... yeah. I might end up branching out my little drabbles and incorrect quotes to those franchises as well. Or I might vanish for another year, who knows at this point, we'll have to wait and see.
original audio by randomgoonvo
I'm excited about Damian's ✨new car✨ and everything, but...
Did you notice that his hair has been getting longer?
Yeah..., me too.
You know, again sometimes you think maybe you’re getting over-invested in fanon about how Dick was a chaos gremlin as a child, BUT NO HE REALLY WAS SNEAKING OUT APPARENTLY REPEATEDLY. BUT AT LEAST HE HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO MAKE THE EFFORT OF A PILLOW DUMMY.
The new chapter of WFA has me dead
And yes this is Dick
Barry has canonically read every single DC comic book. Every. Single. Comic.
And he kept them. He brought them home with him and he kept them.
This man is citing the actual comic titles in the descriptions of the multiverse. 'See Flash #179 et al' YEAH I HAVE SEEN THE FLASH #179 BARRY. WHY HAVE YOU SEEN THE FLASH #179?!?
Damian: I'm sorry.
Jon: Please, don't do it Dami! Think of everything we've been through! It doesn't have to be like this.
Damian: I have to do this, my honor is on the line...
Damian, setting down his chess piece: Checkmate.
Jon: NOOOOOO!!
Bruce: Where are Jason, Stephanie, and Damian?
Tim: They stole the Batmobile for a joyride.
Bruce: And you didn't think to stop them?
Tim: With Jason's gun, Damian's sword, and Steph's unyielding glare all pointed at me? I'd just as soon give up coffee.
Tim: I really hope that whoever joins the bat family won't be another theater nerd.
Dick: (offended) Dude!
Tim: You're fine. The most you do is drag us to shows and blast the songs in the car. But I'm hoping they don't end up being as dramatically obsessed as Jason.
Steph: You have to admit though, his one-man performance of Heathers was impressive.
Cass: He was passionate.
Duke: He was very cringey during the scenes where Veronica and JD are making out though.
As my friend who drew this said on her DeviantART: Here's the crossover no one asked for.
We may or may not have started replaying Doki Doki Literature Club last night and being the nerds obsessed with the Bat family that we are, we came up with this.
Requests are open!
Any Batfamily headcanons you guys want to hear? Just ask away!
Jason as a drama teacher (and more)(Headcanon)
· The usual teacher at Gotham Academy couldn’t teach for a year due to being in the wrong place at the wrong time during a villain attack.
o He’s fine now, but let’s just say he’s going to be out for one of the school years.
· This is where Jason comes in.
o Sure, he could be hanging with the Outlaws or running around Gotham’s criminal underworld. But he does that enough at night.
· His brothers didn’t think he could get the job.
o Damian was hoping he wouldn’t.
· He did anyway.
· On the first day, the students were shocked that, out of all the drama teachers and theater nerds in the area – no, the world – this guy dressed in leather who has a dark sense of humor is the one Headmaster Hammer decided to hire.
· But then they realize that he knows what he’s doing.
· Due to first impressions, they did not think Jason would be a huge Shakespeare fanboy. Boy, were they surprised when they learned he could recite any line from Hamlet.
· During the audition process and rehearsals, Jason takes it upon himself to get to know the kids as best he can. He’s always been the type of guy who wants to know if there’s anything he can do to help a kid in need.
o It’s during this that he learns why Damian hoped he didn’t get the job.
o One of the kids helping out who goes by “Maps” is a friend of his.
§ Jason can’t believe that the gremlin made a friend on the one day he attended the school.
§ He also loves the fact she seems to be really into weapons and armor.
§ Seriously, he’d consider adopting her if he could.
§ But for now, he’ll settle on the stories of Maps’s encounters with Damian, Robin, and Red Robin. Told from her perspective which may or may not be exaggerated, of course.
§ Maps is convinced Jason has a “dark secret”.
§ Jason actually panics at this and does his best to make sure she never finds out he’s the Red Hood.
o Another kid helping out was named Colton.
§ It took Jason a while to get him to open up, but once he did, he was pissed.
§ He saw the telltale signs of abuse when he saw the constant black eyes that seemed to reappear every time after he came back to the school from his parents’ place.
§ The only reason he didn’t go hunt down Colton’s poor excuse for a father was because the kid asked him not to.
§ He still might’ve left him a warning though.
o There were definitely other kids, like a girl named Katie who was Clayface’s daughter, a girl named Olive who seemed to have a grudge against Batman much to Jason’s amusement…
· No matter which play they decide to do, it’s a success even if there are one or two hiccups down the road.
· Like when Jason had to leave early to take care of a prison riot across the street at Arkham.
· Or when he was out for a week after getting injured during his “night job”.
o His cover story is that he works a second job at night as a freelance security guard around the city, which isn’t technically a lie.
· Somehow though, they pull through.
· Bruce and the rest of the family definitely go to see the play.
· Jason is happy about that, though he’ll never admit it.
· After his year was up, he left so the old teacher could have his job back.
o The kids were actually sad to see him go.
o They’re also confused whenever Red Hood waves at them as if he knows them whenever he’s in the area or they see him in the city.
Damian: Love is for fools!
Rose: (as she's going through his bag and pulling out his manga) So says the guy reading romance manga.
Damian: (bat-glaring)....I'm starting to realize why Todd and Grayson like you.
Dick: We need a plan to get Tim to get some rest.
Jason: I have a plan!
Dick: One that doesn't involve hurting him?
Jason: I have no plan.
Damian: Me neither.
Dick: ....I worry about you two sometimes.