is that a cake or a meringue?

McKenna, 27. She/Her.

[ladyshinga]

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[cannibalchicken]

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[wingsfromwhere]

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[everythingfox]

Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

(via)

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[omgislena-blog]

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[tunisian]

oh my god. most of life really is about the little things. a good haircut, a nice playlist, trying a new recipe that turns out well, a poem that hits home, a comfortable spot in the sun, spontaneous messages, a pen you enjoy writing with, tea with the right temperature to drink, buying that thing you’ve been eyeing for a while, a warm bed. yeah im so grateful for the little enjoyments

[birdnormal]

cats are small and you can pick them up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

but watch out

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[kafk-a]

god in 2023 i just a want to give myself full permission to be exactly who i am bc i am lovely and weird. and i have great legs 

[socialmaya]