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shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

justangrymacaroni

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.

justangrymacaroni

they don’t even have to suck! you can just be tired! or bored! or want to be single! you don’t have to stay with a person you don’t want to be with because they “are such a good person and haven’t done anything wrong”!

WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO ARE STUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN

justangrymacaroni

with no-fault divorces currently on the fucking chopping block, we really need to start telling young women that they have autonomy when it comes to their romantic relationships.

no, you don’t have to date that guy just cuz he wants to date you.

no, you don’t have to stay with her because she doesn’t want to break up.

no, you don’t have to keep dating them even though they haven’t cheated/abused you/whatever horrible thing is your only reference for ending a relationship.

this is basic info, but you’d be surprised at how many women don’t understand this, or feel like it’s not true.

justangrymacaroni

and before ANYONE says that this goes for everyone, not just women, yes of course it does. anyone of any gender can suffer from this.

but let’s not deny that women are taught this shit from a young age. be virtuous, forgiving, kind, soft, turn the other cheek, it’s just cuz he’s a man and you’re a girl and you don’t understand. stay with him or you’re a bitch.

onlytiktoks

alexaloraetheris

@elodieunderglass At NO POINT in this video did I know what was going to happen next

elodieunderglass

Oh wow. Thank you so much for thinking of me!!

prozdvoices

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Tricky Dick is at it again.

Original post by supersmashthestatebros

armengoldira

purplesaline

That's an incredible gift for an otter to give! I bet it's thr favourite stone of one of the two (they keep it in their pocket and apparently some hang onto their favourite for their entire lives). They use the stone to crack open shells they can't manage with their teeth or claws.

An otter giving away it's stone is quite the sacrifice!

Of course there's a chance this wasn't one of their's, and instead a stone they quickly found to use as a gift and even if that is the case (though I think it less likely), it's still an important gesture knowing how important stones are to them.

dr-otter

I...uh...nice story but it starts with a river otter who magically morphs into a sea otter, and changes locations several times.

Pretty sure the sea otter at the end is at an aquarium and has been trained to bring things to the keeper.

great-and-small

I don’t know if this is like an AI thing or what but I have been seeing a TON of these fake animal rescue videos lately.

I was sent a particularly ludicrous one of a turtle being saved from a shark then supposedly bringing the person who saved it a jellyfish as a thank you?? Something that a severely wounded turtle would simply never ever do? And I saw it shared by lots of animal savvy folks on my feed! Wild how the turtle also changes species mid-video and no longer has wounds to the shell.

Crazy stuff man. Don’t let your desire to be heart-warmed override your skepticism. It’s important to think critically about the animal behavior that is presented in these videos.

hollowedskin

I've had a couple of "heartwarming" videos linked to me by kiddo recently, and I've had to be the awful person who tells him that no, a jaguar mother is not going to go out of her den to abandon her still-wet newborn melanistic cub on the side of a walking track. That's not something that happens.

This isn't a heartwarming video. This is someone separating a captive born newborn cub that's been deliberately bred to be melanistic from its mother and dropping it on the ground, switching their camera on, and letting it get covered in ants while they walk over and pretend to discover it.

It's not cute. It's not heartwarming. It's not true. I know it's tempting to want to believe that THIS pet big cat is a real rescue and it's actually ok to keep in your house bc they saved it from dying, but it's not. It was only in danger because they put it there.

socialistexan

were--ralph

ENOUGH!!!

ceausescue

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

newkidsontheblocklist

This post has found its target market

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

inbabylontheywept

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

loth-catgirl

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

monsata

softgirlgretchen

They sense the trash.

bathroomcube

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

bathroomcube

plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like

me: this is stupid and pretentious

cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns

me: oh no theyre still in the cave

hotvampireadjacent

Hey Google what the fuck was that

titsliker

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

titsliker

see this guy gets it

omghotmemes

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

red-twist

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

viralfrog

luckyvalentin3-deactivated20250

#with all the safety concerns of this truck its amazing that shes willing to put her two young children in there

iphisesque

I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis

freshcuntgrass

hang on. what

dimension20official

“Am I getting Ocean’s-ed 11-ed on my own f***ing show?!”

queersamus

sayruq

elodieunderglass

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

burningmanonacid-deactivated202

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.