memes ig

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

[the-last-snow-elf]

[yeahtumb1r-deactivated20200607]

Since the average man ejaculates 3.7 mL of sperm, that’d be .125 ounces. A venti is 20 ounces. So you’d be drinking the sperm of 160 men

[surprisebitch]

now that’s a spermtacular deal

[shejla24]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[abso-lute]

This is wack

[cheekbonered]

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

why

[tawghasa]

- POTTER

[yourjacketisnowdry]

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

[caffeinepants]

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

[sleepy-salami]

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

[parseltonquinq]

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

[reveriereversed]

I wrote this fic! https://archiveofourown.org/works/12781548

[old5tuff]

[squidwurd]

nature is beautiful

[77ft-deactivated20241119]

is that a croissant

[dankmememessiahh]

[boomjob]

Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

[boomjob]

oh You Know

[hannahlady]

world of warcraft impossible ears

[boomjob]

OH YOU KNOW

[most-definitely-human]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

[officialfist]

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[giantscottbakula]

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

You are all like little babies

watch this

[internalcumbustionengine]

you made this post a lot worse thanks

[thebigbinch]

So I’m thinking about going to job corps. I just don’t know where to get started. I’m all confused. Anyone who’s been there or who’s also applying willing to answer some questions?

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[dulect]

“Sorry I’m so bad at replying! I’ve just had such a busy day!”

[mcmangos]

[toxzen]

please just watch this

[gamegeneral-deactivated20150114]

“It’s one second.” I said “It can’t possible be that great.” I was wrong.

[chaifootsteps]

NYEM

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I turned the sound on and laughed so hard it hurt

[kumatora-remade876545689-deacti]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[starvingskins]

DUDE, GTFO IF THIS YOU

[pretty-bonez]

Unfollow me if this is you..O.O diagusting

[yeehawlw]

[rnock]