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instacelebs

How does she do it

Hamon breathing.

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

ayyyyyy

duxbelisarius

*Muffled ‘Badda Bing’*

*Chestburster emerges from the chest of it’s victim*

BADDA BOOM

ghostclvb

me when I listen to “sex yeah” by marina and the diamonds and disassociate while also astral projecting to the 7th dimension and joining a ten thousand person skype call with every single one of my female ancestors

pastabot

do y'all think Stacy (of the song "Stacy's Mom") ever heard that song and was like "what the fuck"

reallyreallyreallytrying

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

pkpaulshow

the-gr3y

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

wereralph

IM DYING

astromaticsailor

Marina (Splatoon 2, 2017)

a6

me: hold the fuck up

the fuck: *is hold*

zee

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