The Brazen Phlegmatic @thebrazenphlegmatic - Tumblr Blog

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

clarisliadon

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

pointless-achievements

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

girlhorse

my pet seaweed

mrhealyourgirl

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

These two fire extinguishers at my work

edge-complains-and-loves-art

Had to draw them

charlesoberonn

They share the highs and the lows.

despazito

papayajuan2019

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

marmorada

boatgrave-deactivated20250901

mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

decorakidd

Rebog

dat-physics-gal

yeah sure i'll rebog this

loopygifz

nonbinary-bosmer

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC

filthyprotozoan

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

filthyprotozoan

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

filthyprotozoan

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

lychgate

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

derinthescarletpescatarian

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

the-big-mood

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Voting ended on3h

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended on3h

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended on3h

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

thebrazenphlegmatic

This is a thing that also happens with human head hair sometimes. It's not uncommon for a baby to be born with like a fully opaque head of hair and then it all falls out within a few days and restarts from scratch. I think that's probably how baby dwarf beards work.

donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.