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Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment

nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game

contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

coelii

parkchanwoohoo

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

gyrovagi

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

machine-unlearning

My flu isn't all that bad, but I had a super weird flu dream about a world where if you died and your body hadn't been found yet, all your online accounts would keep posting in a mildly annoyed tone from the pov of the corpse. None of the posts were creepy, just stuff like "Stuck laying facedown in my bed forever #mybedforever," and because it happened somewhat regularly it was all treated pretty normally, some kind of “the spirit hasn’t moved on yet” schtick. And it'd be a little tragic to find out grandma died from her facebook post "the cat is sniffing my face... he can tell I'm not breathing but is so very polite and not eating me yet... 🤣🐈😿" but it'd kind of be last words in a way and at least more personal than hearing she died over the phone from some coroner.

The main awkward thing was sometimes the person behind a big tumblr would die and their tumblr would start corpse posting, but none of their mutuals know them irl to recover the body, so you're all stuck waiting as days pass and their account keeps corpse posting, with the knowledge that nobody from real life has checked on them, and that when someone eventually does they'll find a decaying corpse

synfullewrecche

something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

synfullewrecche

something was born in the darkness while no one was watching. +1 something

saint-vore

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

saxifraga-x-urbium

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

videolottery

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

dragongirlbunny

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

griffonatrix

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

kaijutegu

I wanna go to bed but she's so comfy on the rocking chair that I feel bad picking her up and moving her...

onlinebeast

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

onlinebeast

War is hell

pumpkinspicebluntwrap

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vamptits

can I bring my fidget toy to the party I swear it's unobtrusive. you won't notice it

infectiouspiss

man you've gotta stop calling your sub your 'fidget toy' i get that you guys have some weird dynamic going on but everyone is expecting a fidget spinner not this wet freak

vamptits

he can spin so idk why you're being obtuse. he can literally spin