Magic and Memes™

hyello fren iam rylie, she/them, 18. (header from brucebanners.) i love Disney. i do pop culture magic, and work with Amphitrite!

[view-from-up-here]

[halfinvisible]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

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omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

[love-as-thou-wilt]

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

[just-grasping-at-straws-deactiv]

I would like more female characters being this open

[stop-that-llama]

“I’ll die for you.” 

 “Thanks.” 

[willowofthehearth]

Bless this post

[musterniillustrates]

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

[musterniillustrates]

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[discovering-sam]

You’re not reading this by accident. This is your confirmation. You’re going to make it. No matter what it looks like right now. God is going to renew your faithfulness. So hold on, be strong and don’t give up. You are next in line for your miracle.

[dualvoidanima]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[sappyhoney-deactivated20180702]

♡ I hope you gain so much self confidence ♡

[taquito]

im so mad i cant find that moose literally going 100 mph thru snow gif

[racial]

[yo-its-matt]

2019 memes so far

January

Oh no they’re wearing Airpods

Tiktok multiframe videos/Tiktok in general

Sasuke choking memes

some of you (insert thing) and it really shows

two Spidermen thinking

Egg gets more likes than Kylie Jenner and is most liked post on Instagram

Bugs Bunny Big Chungus

The Vessel of Shaggy Is Too Powerful

Tumblr’s Dimmer/Saturation Update

[yo-its-matt]

February

I’m Trying to (x) But I’m Dummy Thick

Mars Rover

Eric Andre “Let me iiiiiiin”

Free Detective Pikachu

Due to personal reasons, I will (x)

Using the laws of thermodynamics, how hard do you have to slap a chicken to cook it in one slap

Pokémon Sword/Shield, new starters

You Are Not Immune To Propaganda

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

On this international women’s day, i want to remind the world that: 

- Not every woman has a vagina 

- Not every person with a vagina is a woman

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

PS: It’s women’s day today (2019), so I’m bringing this popular post back! <3 

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DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

[almost-always-eventually-right]

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

This is encouraging.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[hallucin8]

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

[discovering-sam]

You’re not reading this by accident. This is your confirmation. You’re going to make it. No matter what it looks like right now. God is going to renew your faithfulness. So hold on, be strong and don’t give up. You are next in line for your miracle.