The Dump Stat

dump stat: n. The trash stat you don't care about where you dump your lowest ability score A tumblog about tabletop roleplaying games Current System: Dungeons & Dragons 5E Current Adventure: Sunless Citadel Current Setting: Homebrew Current Group: Renee, Dan-O, R2Dan2, Jeff, Crystal, GM Drew

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When your players try to seduce every character they meet

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every single bard:

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This is the entire party to each other at different junctures. Also, it is most defnitely the bard.

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New God Idea

Ter’i Crus, God of Fitness and Positivity

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Welp. Here comes our first child fatality...

Jeff, about Vic smacking the kid who tried to take April the Mule

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Does it fit in a barrel of skunked wine? Sorry, I mean "finely aged" wine?

Renee, as Saphriel Sylvanfriend talking to Tafaonhi about her & Vic’s forty gallons of wine they’ve been traveling with

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WE GOT BEDS. WE GOT CHAIRS. WE GOT ROOFS AND FLOORS. WE GOT TABLES AND ALE. COME ON DOWN TO NAPTIME EMPORIUM!

Renee, making fun of the Innkeeper in the starting town

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God, James is useless. More like Lames, amirite?

Renee, as Saphriel Sylvanfriend

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An Etiquette Lesson

Young boy: *grabs the reins to the mule without asking first*

Vic: *Smacks his hands away* Don't grab stuff that doesn't belong to you. . . We don't have a time for an etiquette lesson.

Young boy: ...what's etiquette?

Vic: Exactly.