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Indigo - 27 - Married ✨Certified Sleepy Guy✨ - Silly Puppy Professional Dildo Maker - Musician Big Freakin Nerd - Stoner

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[were--ralph]

I need the werewolves to be hot for once in my lifetime

[e-nter]

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[cringecorp]

[aidashakur]

[beemovieerotica]

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

[tdwhisperer]

That sentence started and ended in very different places

[captainacecub-2]

R E F L E C T

[mi-ciudad]

why are these assholes making ai men there are plently of irl hot guys showing their tits and ass and dick root for free

[theeepiestpuppy]

So all of my friends should come cuddle me and sniff my pits 🥺👉👈

[ellakas]

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[werewolf-transgenderism]

he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw

[smokeandsong]

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[littlesoulking]

#Fursday, innit?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[animentality]