Thee Fangirl

Howdy! I'm ace and biromantic. Feminist-artist-writer-memer :) Part of the following fandoms; Supernatural-Sherlock-Marvel-Shadowhunters-Harry Potter-Carry On-Many More. My OTPs are Destiel-Stucky-Thorbruce and my NoTPs are Stony-BruceNat-Wincest (This is an lgbtqia+ safe blog. This blog does not welcome pedophiles, racists, sexists, or lgbtqia+-phobes)

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U ever read a fic so good you need like a full day to recover?

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4 real

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You: Cinco de Mayo

Me, an intellectual: Revenge of the Fifth

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Guys, after Natasha died, she didn’t get a funeral, she hardly got mentioned. Nat died first, and she wasn’t trying to be a hero, she just wanted to get her family through this. And she didn’t get a funeral.

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Dear people who confuse Bisexuals and Pansexuals,

Bisexual is like being mixed-handed (like me) where you are right-handed for some things, like in my case throwing and things like that, and left-handed for other things, like drawing or using utensils.

Pansexual is like being ambidextrous; you can do all things left handed or right handed, without thinking about what hand you are using, because it doesn’t matter.

(This applies to bi/panromantics, too. #don't forget the aces)

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Remember back when we all thought Infinity War was the saddest movie ever

Take me back

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No-spoiler endgame announcement

I DO NOT recommend watching it if you have not seen at least some of the previous Marvel movies, or else you will be very confused and miss a lot of great parts. 2nd, if you can, try to make sure you watched all the Marvel movies (or at least IW and the Captain America trilogy) in order to understand the references, which there are a lot of. I brought my dad to the movie and he didn’t understand most of it. I’m not trying to make a ‘no fake-geeks allowed’ statement, I just want everybody to get the most out of the movie, and Endgame has more references to previous Marvel movies than any of the other movies. Please enjoy the movie! I’m going to go ahead and give you a comforting hug in advance.

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Dear Kids,

Please be patient with non-tech-savvy adults when they ask you to teach them how to use something. Treat them as if you are teaching Bucky Barnes and Steve Rodgers to use an iPhone.

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Some people give off a vibe that makes you think they keep their shower on that weak-ass rain mode

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Some people give off that vibe that they dilute their lemonade

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The worst feeling in the world is having so many things you want to do, learn, and see, but not having the time or money. 

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Things I can do: Type anything really fast with my eyes closed

Other things I can do: Press the slash button instead of backspace EVerY DAMN TiMe

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Laurens, you would like it uptown, it’s quiet uptown.

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Me, scrolling through fanart: Let’s play a game of “Is it Wolfstar, Snowbaz, Solangelo, or Klance???”

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Person: (Says something sexist)

Me, who has been scrolling through #feminism for 2 hours:

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‘Aaron Burr, Sir’ but the ur/ir sound is replaced with the oi sound

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I put the “me” in “stupidity”

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You could open a bottle with that jawline