I think I'm funny

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Miss, what's the sweet you like the most?

Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi

[zellah7]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[freakazxid]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Every couple of years everyone gets all stoked and invades area 51. Every damn time y'all act like it's never been done before! You go to New Mexico and kick up a huge fuss then go home like nothing ever happened and delete all the stupid posts about it. Honestly I'm getting sick of seeing the same thing over and over

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The first one was back in like 2005 or whatever and all those thousands of people turned up. I guess if was like one of those embarrassing "end of the world" cults cuz like no one talked about it after. Then like every 2-3 years some politician or science nerd does it again. I just can't stand how they always talk like it's an original idea that no one has tried before. It's always the same "why didn't we ever think of this?!" bullcrap. That guy Charles whatshisname from the Peoples Technology Union said the same thing last time. Now you can't even find their wikipedia page. I would delete too if I tried something that dumb a bunch of times

[my-little-bologna]

What the hell are you on dude?

I can't find anything online about this is ever being tried before. And there was never any such thing as a "peoples technology union." What's going on?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I keep getting messages like this. Are you guys telling me none of you remember any of the other times this happened??

[scattered-to-the-winds]

Oh my god they wiped our memories

[porterr-robinson]

[the-jackals]

I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing

[ruby-white-rabbit]

*shpluurtch*

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[thehalfwaypost]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[odairannies]

adulthood

[depsidase]

[tan-antoni]

The day the fab five began using the internet was a historical moment

[greenstares]

i hear y’all have been waiting for me

[btchnahalf]

[brbjellyfishing]

A martyr

[digitalhunk]

they got her :(

[surprisebitch]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[quatorz]

A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically.  My face must have displayed my disbelief.  He just shrugged and said: ‘skin is just leather waiting to happen’.  

[cheskamouse]

“Skin is just leather waiting to happen.”

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[memewhore]

[klubbhead]

[tekka-dan]

How do you unintentionally ruin the own point of your message

[kellisanth]

Be sure to give yourself at least twenty two days of movie nights to prepare for the finale.

[roboco-san]

I see marvel studios has successfully replicated the experience of trying to get into comics

[roboco-san]

just realized this isn’t even release order what the fuck

[severalowls]

I thought this chart was a little hard to follow so here’s an easier to read version: