We Ball

allllllright trying again, trans guy tumblr, the name’s ruairidh, i’m gay and like music

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @spickerzocker

if anyone of yall send this one to significant others i want screencaps of the reactions

text: Prithee, doth thou fucketh nasty?

[hungryhungrygremlins]

[gojiti]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

actually thats fair

[ivywritesok]

"Nah i fuck clean"

-my partner in response to this

[h0useofw0lves]

drink pee

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[crabussy]

never ever EVER underestimate the power of vitamin supplements

[crabussy]

you know how peoples teeth just fucking fall out of their mouths when they don't eat enough fruit. the same goes for other nutrients you might not be getting from your diet. do not microdose scurvy or the equivalent. "I feel so gross all the time and I don't know why" you, my friend, need The Vitamin

[crabussy]

vitamin B12 supplements made my life LIVABLE again. I'm not exhausted all the time. I can think clearly and make good decisions again. my joints don't hurt like at ALL when previously I couldn't even walk up a flight of stairs. I am physically stronger. my mood is way more stable. it's like magic.

[crabussy]

just take a quick peek at what deficiencies you might be prone to due to diet or lifestyle or neurology or genetics. take The Vitamin. your body works with what it has. give it the tools it needs to make your life wonderful. the wizard of kindness commands you

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[depsidase]

[melodramaticpolka]

danger days stained glass.. my beautiful daughter who i birthed. so magical in the sunshine.

and also some progress if anyone missed it ^-^

[werewolf-transgenderism]

feeling terrible. you know what that means. time to go on petfinder and find the silliest pet names

[werewolf-transgenderism]

already off to a great start with literally the second cat on the page

[werewolf-transgenderism]

my findings..... whizbee the baby mouse your face is so sweet and I would kill and die for you

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[marmoset-marmoset]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MAGA influencer says he'd rather have Trump threaten war crimes than honor trans people - LGBTQ Nation

Erick Erickson once claimed that Pete Buttigieg believed Jesus was okay with bestiality.

I would rather every single "right wing christian broadcaster" died a slow and agonising death of terminal cancer :D

Because

Full offence intended

Braindead oxygen thieving fucking sheep like Erick Erickson and the nauseating brainworm dogshit they believe in are a fucking plague upon the planet

If this braindead dog-raping little pedophile and every cunt like it had a braun aneurysm tomorrow you know what I would call that?

A GOOD START :D

[charliebot-art]

“DAMNIT!!”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

god damnit i love this so much but it is SO much longer than can fit on any of my small index cards. dm me, i'll be happy to take a replacement request

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay i wanted to kill some time during the end of stream and ended up freehanding the whole thing:

oof those line spacings are NOT even, NO drafting on this bad boy

in any case here is a link to the joke paper this is from

[liarsblade]

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

[liarsblade]

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do you guys think maybe you gave too many notes to this one

[time-being-deactivated20250813]

It was a real power move to name one ingredient "baking powder", since there were already so many powders used in baking.

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[tahthetrickster]