Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice…

A compilation of my latest hyperfixations

[theoriginalmeep]

A Single Pale Rose

[theflowerthatdraws]

I once found a journal from when I was a little kid and saw that I wrote something along the lines of “life is so boring. I just want something interesting to happen”. Now, I’m not saying I accidentally manifested a lifetime consisting of a series of unfortunate events that would continue to haunt me til the end of my days, or the subsequent sociopolitical collapse of my home country. But I am saying it is suspicious that it all happened after I wrote that journal entry.

So, if I were to somehow get my hands on a time machine, I’m going back and fist-fighting that little twerp before they write that shit down. Partially to see how it affects the timeline, but mostly on principle.

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[theflowerthatdraws]

Whoever decided to give us this much freedom in this dumb game is both the biggest genius and also the craziest mf

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[animusrox]

[thehumanwiki]

Hi I’m back on my bullshit (putting onion headlines on pokémon)

this thing was scary af

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 9.

[diavalkitty]

Kinger is such a dad🥹✨✨

[caffstrink]

Amnesia is a funny thing

[making-friendos]

Animal rescue can be a super rewarding field to work in but most days it leaves you feeling like this

[making-friendos]

Them: you work with dogs? that must be so much fun!

Me:

[bebx]

[theflowerthatdraws]

Did the ancestors tell you that themselves?

[randompenguinperson]

TADC EPISODE 8

GET YOUR BADGES EVERYONEEEE

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]