Lance & Blake (2 Names For Just 1 Blog)

ash || they/them || 30-something with a serious Adult job but also the sense of humor and mustache of a teen boy || here you’ll find: goofs, animals, trans stuff, birding, the gay hockey boys, and other evidence of how long I’ve been on this dumb site

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[quasi-normalcy]

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Cats. Love. Jazz.

[jessilynallendilla]

[my-only-daydream]

I've been meaning to give this a go for months! Silly lil guys. clown animals. with ripped patterned paper and pencils. Finally got to it and I'm quite pleased with the results. Below is my first test, before I decided I liked pencils better than pen for the details.

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[foone]

I hope everyone involved with TV production takes the wrong lesson from heated rivalry and puts explicit gay sex scenes into every show

[annarcana]

all TV must become gay porn until the fascism ceases

[foone]

As a pope, I'm officially making this canon law

[sirfrogsworth]

This is called "knowing your audience."

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[thefrogman]

Results not guaranteed.

[therootbeersprite]

[stiickleback]

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

[plaguedocboi]

Is this your boy

[sandmandaddy69]

[pointnclick]

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

[the44th]

baby wants smoko

[tombofnull]

Frog.

[tombofnull]

Frog, but now in motion.

[librarycards]

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[saltoncity]

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*