Miami 2017

You don't have to follow back. All I do is reblog stuff. I promise. person(s) remember(s) how to manually stumble through the internet.

[mielnah-deactivated20220722]

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

[eraserheadadult]

i love that the editor made a meme for demonstration purposes

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[zegalba]

top: SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

bottom: Mark Rothko (1952)

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[luthientinuvielss]

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

[elnawen]

The kiss that should have been

[senatortedcruz]

Many of you I fear

[mithrilhearts-deactivated202508]

You wear fine things well.

[shegos]

#current mood

[yougetsoclose]

The amount of times I say “this is the bad place” is way too damn high

[the-haiku-bot]

The amount of times

I say “this is the bad place”

is way too damn high

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[willgrahamscock]

goodbye

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a screenshot of a recaptcha for an Amazon login, in which the captcha says "fagght".]

[A comment by karmaajr which says "nah bro, u gotta confirm ur identity first".]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[rontology]

[oneheadtoanother]

[toskarin]

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

[omni-rhombus]

Lemme look something up...

[omni-rhombus]

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

[foone]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

[maxknightley]

When I played Roller Coaster Tycoon as a kid, I would often pore through the guest list looking for the most miserable people in the park. Then, since I didn't want them to bring down my park rating, I would pick them up and drop them in a water feature - a dead guest can't be an unhappy guest, after all.

In retrospect, I think child me was on the cusp of a powerful realization about economics, politics... possibly even theology. Depression, anxiety, and anger can be fatal, after all.

[maxknightley]

you were a kinder god than I could ever be.

[bsaka7]

the football analysis we all need