On Melancholy Hill

2D is Good Boy

[relatablephotosofmurdoc]

oh hey its pacman

[thatbastardbassist]

“im sorry you have a mean kid who calls you gross”

But… I am gross…

[2d-gorill-az]

>\\\\\< How are you just so precious? I mean you are my favorite out of the band members

Oh an’ run by that favourite bit one more time, loudly, I don’t think Murdoc can ‘ear you. (( HE IS PRECIOUS. AGREED. @thegrumpykarkat ))@thatbastardbassist

[2d-imagines]

Sometimes I’m having a bad day but then I wonder if Shaun Ryder’s head ever sneezed in the middle of the night and woke Noodle up and it gets better

[its-ok-to-smile]

Things That 2-D Has Canonically Done:

Joined a band with the guy who put him in two car accidents

Tried to jump over Russel with a tricycle 

Stopped to check his phone during a live performance

Let Murdoc dress him up a fox and hunt him with a crossbow

Thought he was stuck on a desert island, when he was really in Mexico

Mistook a Jamaican accent for an Irish one

Ate his own clothes

Somehow figured out theremin sounds calm down Murdoc

Upon entering an abandoned house, went to eat what was in the fridge

Sold the jeep from the 19-2000 video

While trying to look cool, got run over by 2 bumper cars

Murdoc Russel Noodle

(feel free to add more)

[dunatdan]

bedazzle his eye ✨

[0utofbody-moved-deactivated2018]

accurate height of 2D in Saturnz Barz

[vincebae]

@thegrumpykarkat

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

when 2d breaks your tumblr

[whydid2dlickthewindow]

bless him 

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

O.O oh much yes

[solodemon99]

When someone mentions Gorillaz

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

@vinceprinceofbelair

[para-n-01-d-deactivated20240824]

Experimenting with new coloring style, Noodle is my first victim and I’ve been wanted to draw her for a looooooooooong looooooooong time after seeing her on Melancholy Hills, she is very lovely.

[relatablephotosofmurdoc]

someone: you need to get out of the house, what are you even doing

me:

[auspexs]

a true class act

[vincebae]

@thegrumpykarkat

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

Oh my god , that's me and you @vinceprinceofbelair

[cityinthesea]

you can only take what you can carry to the edge of the sea

a little hype drawing of dirk for @callmearcturus‘s upcoming fic! its a island… mystery sex adventure…. mer!jake + alpha friendship… lots of delicious magical worldbuilding… epic. i’m summarising it in literally the worst way possible but i’ve gotten to read the outline and bits of the first chapter and. get hype.

context: dirk has magic warding tattoos that need to be cleansed of the magic that’s built up on them using salt water and the imagery just. nagged me for an entire day until i drew this

please follow arc’s tumblr and ao3 to catch this fic when its out (and just consume all her writing bc it is fantastic)

[phantoms56]

@thegrumpykarkat

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

@timburtonfan567 gasp* it's glorious !

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[robotjanitor-deactivated2015070]

please don’t hate

[werewolfwaifu]

Yah, das es goot

[missmersey-deactivated20180519]

CODE BROWN!!!!

[atomsite]

“Calming”

[ohboyitshya]

shrimpchip

[lonesome-billy]

Hijis

[dinolich]

Dan’s been dead for 20 years.

[yuzupool]

no smiles

[koboldweed]

well, it’s a swan.

[corrie-zodori]

DRINK ME

[freakonakaleesh]

put your peas out for the mothman

[madmud2730]

Stum

[katzcratch]

Do you need some pantene?

[donnie-fucking-darko]

Astral butter

[donnie-fucking-darko]

@rayyskitzo WHY USE A PRESSURE COOKER

[derpthefnafplayer-deactivated20]

WEESNAW

[past3l-ali3n-deactivated2020102]

#ACCEPTSISTERDANIEL2K16

[maplem0th]

get the stick out

[antifascout-deactivated20180211]

massachusetts did nothing wrong.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

The great T flipping class of 15.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Every time is Plaster time

[zim-archived]

36 page essay on why Gumball is a god

[shmuzzieheart]

I think there’s cheese in there

[zillyirk32]

Stop hailing the black box

[peculiar-crows]

“10 pennies.”

[stxverandle]

“i didnt see the problem with being naked”

[brittnickimell13]

“yo bye” “bye yo”

[decembersflowerchild]

“I want to pet your bae’s dad’s hair.”

[goldenrubymandrake]

“So you copy off me, and you copy off you”

[draconianpotterhead]

“Put that thing away”

[querxes]

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner”

[cosmickeiji]

“What are you even tweeting? Hashtag there’s a freaking ghOST AFTER US???”

[heyitsjubilee]

JESUS CHRIST, THATS JASON BOURNE

what kind of white nonsense…. is this what yall do?

all five blue dicks out for harambe

[imnot-daredevil-deactivated2017]

@hey-im-jean-grey Planet Aid

[hey-im-jean-grey]

@itsmescottsummers three ounces of whoop ass

[itsmescottsummers]

@charlotte–xavier FUCK. THE CRINKLE BAG

[charlotte--xavier-deactivated20]

@dadneato-is-here sobbing over Troy Sivan in sync

[witchofaiaia]

This really rustles my cornfields.

[bisexualgambit]

The Pitch Fork Feminist have been let loose on another crowd of unsuspecting men.

[federationfemme-deactivated2017]

Stripper McCoy.

[musikat18]

@foundingfemales Oh, not just Stripper McCoy. His full title is Pre Med Student Winged Stripper Fetus McCoy. Show some respect.

[spaceslutz]

@foundingfemales @musikat18 I told you guys to never mention that again

[mothmanwashere]

@turtle-cupcake “I too would be surprised if my asexual roommate…”

[lynati]

by myself, on the ice floes…

[babblingfishes]

“No one can read Italian!”

[tiny-tuba-deactivated20180226]

mister gotts would never starve here

[godlivesinmycellphone]

My son is named Corktree

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[kinkjames]

Company Policy

[bozloweztune]

“It’s an avacadoooooo”

[who-is-page]

LINA CALL EC-ERT

[ivv]

The Official Homestuck Dating Quiz 2.0

[dripfedpoison]

SO THEY TOOK MY SHIP 

[crayolacolor]

Watermelons. @simply-me30 @zelda7999 @animeartist88

[chippani]

“The swan’s escaped”

“Napykins”

“Floof”

[phoenixia-movedblog-deactivated]

G u e s t B o n t h e w i i

[homoclothes]

Man, be really has one HORNS UP ON THE PREP god, you Rowened it (like ruined it) Eyy girl, bout to drop my Nixtape

[sassphire]

UNCLE JOE

[amethystterror]

Girl, you look like Spider-Man in Booty Shorts

[burnoutbilly]

*Stands up in the middle of teacher’s lecture* “Well, Linda, it’s not my fault your daughter’s a lesbian ho!”

[donettescereal-deactivated20200]

i hecking love minecraft

[someonebeatmetomyusualname]

It’s just a prank, brah

[dahichu-deactivated20180922]

Arboold

[arkh4mgh0st]

Totally is totally ty

[bunnymoon-phase]

@youcanbeagayfishtoo @rhinnywolf they TOOOK my MON-EE

[stereofeathers]

@hornsoverhooves

havent u people ever heard of…….. chester

[feliciakainzofspades]

@starsean

Eddie is everything you ignorant cunt

[fangirltothefullest]

Jesus; secretly 1000 bees.

[muiromem]

@shawnhenryspencer

WE MUST INFORM THE BEES

#JustLittleMidsomerThings

[transfemmbeatrice]

AHAHA thanks 3 smutskateers

(We must also inform the birbs apparently)

[universalsatan]

forget about that guy @v-e-n-u-s-in-f-u-r

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

@universalsatan @aro-alien @kenma-chat (like peanut butter and

[deep--sea--alien]

@roxren Jacking it with Morgan Freeman starring Knuckles the Echidna

[roxren]

@deep–sea–skeleton *demonic Kat Von D voice* I LOVE THIS CITY.

[egghwites]

H O N K

[illuminatipizzapizza-deactivate]

GET IT? CAUSE HE’S A BEAR!

[kosmycphoenyx-blog-deactivated2]

@xlyzai I guess u could say… NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!

[xlyzai-deactivated20170903]

@phoeniex88 *sees cat in distance* WOW LOOK! THERES A WASHUWAH

[reyindee]

@slytherin-alien @poison-chan basicamente todas as pérolas que nós já fizemos

[nothingbuttrash]

All around me are familiar faces… *le cri* 

[blogthegreatrouge]

DEM DERPY ASS GRANDMAS

(I don’t have inside jokes with my friends, this one is between me and my bro)

[soloshikigami]

“….. just make sure you wake me up next time.” @kismet-creations

[dead-account333]

@midnightxmonster “seppuku, it’s a game!”

[thehuesofrain]

@cod2girly don’t be a Bradey. please. you’ll die immediately.

[thehuesofrain]

@cartoonycanine i’m crawling back to my roots oh shit, is that a floating corpse that gifts people candy?

[pennystaticarchive-deactivated2]

YECK YECK YECKWILL YOU BE MY HUSBANDOLI

[ask-emrald]

Bill nie the since guy is better than marshmallows @bloodstone-official

[bloodstone-official]

Hehehehe yeah. Also with my girl friends “JUST THE TIPP”

[bluexbrownxrainbow-deactivated2]

*high-pitched screech* WHAT DID I DO?!?

[bloodstone-official]

Autocorrect. Irl

[stwawbewy-deactivated20220126]

“it’s A FUCKIN EASEL”

[diabolik-z]

“ spider miki! Spider miki! Oooooh craaaap! I forgot about that! “ @pastel-broken-hearts

[hyenahub]

“Projectile Sperm!!”

[phantoms56]

lets see.. “calmly shitting on the bed”  “pickle jars” “under the sink”

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]

Nobody was supposed to know !! What have you done lol XD @timburtonfan567

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

this is just like visually, semiotically one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[thegrumpykarkat-blog]