shannon

• Irish dancer • ENTP • • "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." •

[femaleheroes]

[sairayesha]

she is literally, and I cannot stress this enough, the only celebrity that matters

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[champagnemanagement]

Visit Original Link

[gowns]

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[candiikismet]

Mmmmmm

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[copperbadge]

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[lyxnstea]

bURN BABY BURN

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

[quantifierrasing]

Op where’s the essay

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

right here!

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[mjwatson]

if you were born in the 2000s there’s a 100% chance i still think y’all are like 7.

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[tarynstunes]

Visit Original Link

(source)

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[thefederalistfreestyle]

history has its eyes on you

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED