I Used To Be Able To

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[niuniente]

As we Finns celebrate Christmas on 24th day, I'm withdrawing to eat, to sauna and rest with mom and sis, and on 24th day, we'll have a traditional video call to my brother who lives abroad. Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you, too, will get some wonderful presents this year.

[poppetsisters]

A crossover for the ages.

[poppetsisters]

Prequel

[poppetsisters]

The Climactic Battle

[the-merry-otter]

The best thing about having a partner who also does medieval reenactment is that you can text them like “do you want a sexy leg pic 😏” and when they obviously go “of course 👀” you send them a close up of a really nice piece of leg armour. And then they aren’t even mad and go “yeah that is sexy as hell, thank you.”

[the-merry-otter]

It would, of course, be remiss of me to not include examples of these sexy leg pics. Try this one simple trick to find out if your partner is someone with taste!

(If anyone does do this to their partner, I’d love to know the results)

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[bathroomcube]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

if you dont love him at his

you dont deserve him at his

[the-yappstronaut]

"we need more complex characters!!"

but the second a character shows signs of mental illness that aren't romanticized by the media they're suddenly 'poorly written' with 'bad development'

[mikesbasementbeets]

no context necessary

[lordzuuko]

Mike fangirling about Will in the new clip - "THREE! To be exact!"

[lost-in-golden-light]

Given the dangerous and deeply false stereotype that children are unsafe around queer and black people (because they’re viewed as predators), I thought it was so heartwarming how Mike, Will, Lucas, and Robin were the main ones who were protecting the kids, and how gentle they were

[chamsburger]

coming back to byler from 2022 and i still can’t stop thinking about this post

[anylovesong]

Will Byers, the sorcerer

[jackiesheartnecklace]

Temu loverlakegate