TheLadyOfMyths

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[weepingfireflies]

"It’s okay to ship this aroace character romantically/sexually bc some aroace ppl still enter romantic and sexual relationships!" Okay, but are you normal about aroace ppl who aren't interested in sex/romance? Who don't experience love? Who are non-partnering? Are you actually interested in portraying an aroace character, or do you just want to ship a character regardless of their identity? Answer honestly

[elsa-fogen]

Period

Like

Why it's always bad when you change orientation of bi/pan/gay character, and people get upset about it, but when they ship aroace character who has clearly shown to be NOT interested in any of that, WE are not allowed to get upset amd WE are getting called aphobes? Weird how it works huh

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

Alastor is my favorite in the sense that he is my precious, my baby, my everything. The sun in my sky. He can do no wrong. I want to give him the world and see all his dreams come true.

Vox is my favorite in the sense that he is my stinky, pathetic little man. My horrible precious boy. My special little crackhead. I wanna German suplex his ass into the ground.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[honeybeeavenue]

@nooowestayandgetcaught

[bardstardish]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

[afewbirds]

EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

I nearly forgot this year, but all of you happening froods who reblogged last year’s post didn’t, so here we are.

[error-404-oops-page-not-found]

Reblog every time you see this post

[porcupine-girl]

I love how tumblr culture has shifted from people yelling angrily about out-of-season posts to everyone just going “yeah sure it’s Halloween”.

[applepartysins]

Go my Cowboy Alastor, commit crimes or sumthin like that idk bro

[trippyciphs]

it’s their love language ig

audio is from “a night to remember” (1942)

[theladyofmyths]

When I tell you this made me cackle like an idiot

[allastoredeer]

Exorcist Alastor has one job each Extermination and that is to kill Overlords.

[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

[coulsonlives]

[theladyofmyths]

I need to talk about Hazbin Hotel from back when it was just us and the pilot and in the info we had on the wiki for a minute.

I remember on Vox's page on the wiki at the time, it said that there was some kind of beef between him and Alastor but there was no information on what it was exactly.

And I remember all the fics where he showed up and everyone just figured it was a technology thing since Al's stuck in the past.

Yeah.

Did anyone from that time call toxic old man yaoi because I'm still sitting over here like, "HOLY SHIT! YOU STARTED THE WAR FOR EARTH DICK?!"

[voidsentprinces]

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.

Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

exactly this

[alonelystargazer]

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

[seventyeight-moose]

[ranma0]

Part of what interests me so much about Vox and Alastor's relationship is:

No matter if Vox loves Alastor or hates him, it's Vox's problem, not Alastor's.

Alastor owed him nothing, and it was within his rights to leave

and if Vox is upset about that, his feelings are valid, but it still wasn't Alastor's fault

I dunno as an ace person his lack of guilt speaks to me. Alastor is unapologetic and in this situation he's right to be

[downthegenderriver]

#this is why i have a deep hatred for when people imply that alastor should be punished in any way for saying no to vox

#that would be a deeply disturbing message to send about the ace character considering how many ace people tend to feel bad for saying no

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Yeah I get a horrible vibe when people say the humiliation Vox put Alastor through in s2e4 was "deserved". Like sure Alastor could have been nicer abour turning Vox down but it was 70 year ago and like... the cuck chair is sexual harassment, and depending on how Vox figured out about Alastor's lack of a tail, potentially sexual assault as well.

[diamondkat]

Exactly. I know Alastor is terrible at being a victim, but I found the way some people talked about the whole thing very disturbing. It was as if they genuinely thought all of that was acceptable in response to a rejection that occurred 70 years ago. What kind of incel logic is that? It gave off very victim-blamey vibes. You should have been nicer, so you deserve to be stalked for 70 years and then be tortured and experience sexual harassment.

Then the whole joke about Alastor being a hypocrite got so out of hand that some people straight up started saying that Alastor, despite everything Vox put him through in episode 4, did not have the right to call Vox a creep because Alastor had touched people in the past. I hope future episodes continue to validate Alastor's no.

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

The people who said Alastor deserved public humiliation and sexual harassment for the ‘No’ he gave Vox set my teeth on edge.

I may love Radiostatic but Alastor owed Vox NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING. He had no obligation to return Vox’s feelings and it drives me insane that people think he should have said yes just to make Vox happy.

Like Alastor’s autonomy and identity don’t matter. Like he’s a prize or prop to be used for Vox’s benefit.

I hate it!

Vox’s happiness is not Alastor’s responsibility.

He should have made Vox cry harder tbh.

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[nosferatusnoopy]

everyone reblog this!!

[alastors-totally-canon-deertail]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[tens-girl]

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