Junk Box

24 and tired

[anexperimentallife]

[wolfchaldo]

[muppetshow2026]

open rp

“hey guys its me kurt cobain from nirvana” said kurt cobain from nirvana

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

“holy shit is that kurt cobain”

[muppetshow2026]

“is that a fucking bear”

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[breadbird]

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

[deathbyotpin123]

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

[charlesoberonn]

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

[okiedoketm]

News I’ve heard in the last 24 hours

Grimes and Elon broke up “semi-separated”

China made cryptocurrency illegal, tanking value of bitcoin

Russel T. Davies, queer legend, is returning as Doctor Who showrunner in 2022

People hired by Trump to “prove” he won the election reported that Biden actually won harder than everyone originally thought

Chris Pratt is Mario, Seth Rogen is DK, etc.

Anyone else got somethin to share? Destiel go canon again maybe?

[okiedoketm]

Tumblr quietly removed group chats

Teen Wolf Movie is in the works

[littlesystems]

Fandom:

Adults: *create a space for other adults*

Minors*: *come into that space* 

Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!!

Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not.

Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?

Adults: ….????????………… 

Minors: I know you want to fuck children

Me: *looks at fic with one character that’s in his 40′s and another that’s in his 50′s, with no children in sight* 

Me: ………please get out of my house

(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)

* this obviously doesn’t apply to all minors, and to all those minors (like me, when I was your age!) that manage to enjoy and participate in fandom without calling everyone a pedophile, I appreciate you.

[littlesystems]

Adults: we want to write/draw porn of these fictional adult characters.

Minors: that’s not appropriate for children.

Adults: yep! that’s why it’s tagged as explicit and has a warning for mature content and also is tagged for various sex acts in case you’re not into that.

Minors: that type of content makes me uncomfortable.

Adults: we totally get that but that’s why the tags and warnings are on it.

Adults: look you even have to agree:

This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

Adults: so if you’re not into that type of thing then you can just skip over it.

Minors: it make me uncomfortable.

Adults: ……then… don’t… read it?

Minors: no. 

Minors: you should stop writing it.

Adults: no.

[farashasilver]

JUST FUCKING SAYING

[cakemagemaeve]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you’re old enough to be using the internet unsupervised, then you’re old enough to be learn how to avoid content that upsets you. Adult fans and content creators are not here to be your babysitters.

[sandersstudies]

My poor fiance wants very much to like cats but he has, in his words “meaty hands” and an awareness of his large size. He’s VERY convinced that cats can be easily broken and therefore is scared to hold them. 

We’ve been exploring possible adoption routes for weeks and he has held one (1) cat the whole time and only because I plopped it in his lap while he was sitting. 

It’s not his fault, his whole family was allergic to cats and he never interacted with them while he was growing up. He’s equally scared of babies (who are, in his defense, actually much more breakable than cats). He’s even expressed fear of interacting with petite women/girls. His sister is 18 y/o, 4′10 and very slim and he does not like hugging her tightly because he’s just convinced he will snap all her bones.

[sk-1522]

Absolutely.

[youmakemeblush]

i 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 out 👏🏼

[hornypornyandcorny]

just saw a post about smoking to fulfill ur oral fixation and dang i think i’ve found a pattern 😭

[sistertaxon]

THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

[dambass]

I think a couple other things also really help:

Everyone on tumblr has the option to remain anonymous. At no point when creating a blog does tumblr ask for personal information (other users might, but that’s different)

The tag system is perfectly designed for op’s point. Making it so that all the tags you add to a post disappear when someone reblogs it from you is crucial. On twitter, I always feel as though I have to have something important to say if I respond to a tweet. On tumblr I can put whatever the fuck I want in the tags and like maybe 3 people will see it before it is lost forever.

There’s no verification, no ad revenue, no pressure by the platform to keep creating. This really takes the stress of social media away from this platform and makes it so that communities can organically form. Similarly, corporations have NO platform on tumblr cause there aren’t reliable ways to advertise on this site.

[bisexual-brazilian-bunnybitch]

Follower count is not public information unless it’s voluntarily shared. So ‘popular’ users feel more like down to earth fellow human beings who happen to have good content who actually engages with their audience instead of a celebrity who’s unreachable.

[sunsetcloudzz]

Also we don’t use the verify symbol

[spacejellyfish3]

Yup.

[notgreengardens]

[aember]

read for social media analysis, reblogged for castiels-pussy

[kingslayered]

[hufflepuff-and-stuff]

one of my favorite jokes of all time

[bodyglitter]

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

[gordonm99]

They are

[bodyglitter]

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

These are skdhusjauxusn

[gojurt]

i was looking at it on mobile and was extremely confused because i was reading that he had an anime profile picture but i couldnt tell what anime it was that would have this guy in it because to me the profile picture looked a bit like this

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[oscmints-library]

gays reblog this and put in the tags what your unironic Dad Trait is

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[torlibram]

Auto-reblog

[dee-the-red-witch]

This will never not be funny.

[imly-remade]

hey which white people food are you?

[finalfag]

Sawdust

[finalfag]

I didn’t realize this was a quiz

[themelessly]

[humanwheatleyslefttoenail]

[themelessly]

@plutoisaplanet5ever

[littlemousejelly]

Just got a new strap that changes colour with temperature!!!!!

yoooo what?? that sounds really cool, congrats!!