The Dragon's Den

[juxtp0se]

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

[goddamnshinyrock]

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

[fer8girl]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[nyanguardparty]

chaotic evil

[cybergata]

[altonbrowns]

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[onlytwitterpics]

[mockwa]

[threesideddream]

this is really what supervising kids is like

[onlyblackgirl]

She is 5000% over them

[naturallycurlycoco]

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

[candiikismet]

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

[princesstigerbelle]

CIRCLE PIT

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[sasrinthekobold]

meow

[baka-dot-exe]

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[profeminist]

[thenatsdorf]

Dog wants to sit next to human.

[allieformentalhealth]

This might be the cutest thing I’ve seen all…year? At least all month?

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[absolxguardian]

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”

[peach-punch-satan]

@gayishimaru

[artemis-argetlam]

I love this with all my strength

[backedlikeaweasel]

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

I CANT HANDLE THIS

[schwinghisoka]

are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

[apohllo]

FRENCH

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[t3sla]

look at this fucking baby

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[fangirlsjustwannahavefun]

I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit

[aquamage97]

This is one of the best things I think I’ve ever read and I can feel my lifespan increasing.

[kitty]

[sushinfood]

FLOOFLE TAIL

[kingscrown666]

When a cat approaches you with their tail high and erect like that it means they like you and are happy to see you. I just thought it was cute we were seeing lots of evidence of kitty happiness and the kitty really likes whoever was behind the camera

[pururin]