The Moron Life Was Taken

I like to sleep when my constant anxiety isn't keeping me awake ;)

[solarsorcery]

me when i cant see myself: my appearance really doesnt matter! my value as a human being doesnt depend on how i look, and i shouldnt hate myself just because society says-

me after catching a glimpse of my reflection:

[funkyness]

i hate how youtube moved the comment section, it's literally so annoying

[funkyness]

every time i read

im filled with rage once again

[swampgallows]

the beastie boys were right. it WOULD be nice

[swarnpert]

the beach boys were also right. we gotta fight for our right to party

[funnycatshumor]

[heavyflovv]

“the jedi are just scientologists with glow sticks and yoda is tom cruise but the furry version,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.

"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: george lucas

[heavyflovv]

[clankrnernes]

[hurricanesunny]

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

[bobo-razzmatazz]

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

[bisousmiumiu-deactivated2021022]

whoever decided to put little ballerinas in jewellery boxes & play classical music , genius , I would like to give them a kiss

[too-much-geek]

“Ladies and Gentlemen” Old fashioned, gendered, boring

“Hey all you cool cats and kittens” Fresh, gender neutral, implies you might have fed your millionaire husband to tigers

[elderly-scrolls]

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

[squidwardhentaicles]

I got this joke instantly, whore.

[popegoodvibes-returns]

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

[blackpyrefly]

what the fuck was up with the icarly apartment

[blackpyrefly]

they really had an elevator directly into their apartment and like two or three discrete floors. their apartment was the size of a house and spencer was not employed.

[blackpyrefly]

you dont have to tell me guys i dont actually care

[snotdad]

spencer had an onlyfans

[pisskinkyaoi]

what a horrible, wretched thing to say

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

[foulserpent]

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

[barryzito75]

I know these are troubling times but please dont give yourself bangs.

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[averyboneyguy]

:/

[hehthar]