Art and a whole lot of holy water

I post my art here but mainly fanart and some reblogs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[0-memento-mori-0]

Okay I’m reblogging it, someone tell me who she is

[thenameskyokiminx]

The MC has arrived! Not so stealthy mc watches how to gain the RFA's trust (((*0*)))

[thenameskyokiminx]

A wild Saeran appears! I really wanted to draw him in some casual clothes while having some tea and cake as he is reading about the outside world (newspaper) ^^

[thenameskyokiminx]

Cant wait till Saeran route!! Its going to be an emotional ride TvT (also I know its been forever since ive posted, but I want to keep drawing and posting in this site! ^^)

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[yourdemigodishness]

Shoutout to all the MC’s out there who know they won’t get V’s good ending ‘cause they can’t stop flirting with Saeran

[timhortons]

i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

[timhortons]

i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it

[timhortons]

I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in

[timhortons]

There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS

[timhortons]

we’re doing the exact same job role

[timhortons]

the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)

[timhortons]

you help some kid with his homework? you’re a private tutor.

keep your bullets points for the job role as concise and important sounding as possible AND ALWAYS EMPHASIS THAT YOURE A TEAM PLAYER IF YOURE GOING TO WORK IN A TEAM.

[timhortons]

go into that interview room and get your story straight the night before and remember that interviews are two way conversatons yes they might be grilling you but at the end of it make sure to grill them BACK. do you have any hesitations about my qualifications? my suitability for the job? any feedback on my cv? how long have you been working at this company? do you like it here? whats the work environment like?

I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET THE SAME FEEDBACK WHEN THEY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME

“ive never been asked those questions before” / “you were one of the strongest candidates”

[timhortons]

throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.

[timhortons]

LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY

[infiniteglitterfall]

I had an interview yesterday, at the place I’ve been temping, where I busted out the “is there anything about my skills or background that makes you concerned about my fit for this job” question for the first time.

Neither of my supervisors had never gotten it before either. They had to think for a while, and then it turned into them telling me how great I am and what they love about me.

This stuff is real. I would also say: none of it is lying. This is taking experience that you normally downplay and write off, and putting it in accurate words they’ll understand.

It’s hacking the capitalist system. Why ISN’T helping a kid with homework “tutoring”, when the only thing missing is a paycheck?

It’s especially important for anyone who isn’t a cis white man, because many of us are so thoroughly trained to feel like we are not good enough.

Privilege tells people they can fake it, and that they’re good enough just as people and can learn the skills on the job. Abuse and oppression tell people they aren’t good enough as people and that even their high skills are probably below average, and that unless they had the specific job title or were using certain skills officially, nobody will think it counts.

The goal is to at least fake the confidence of a privileged person, to give the employer a chance at seeing the skills that you’ve been trained to undervalue.

[queenklu]

I would also say to answer any query of “Have you done [X small task] before?” with “I have, but it’s been a while.” Or, “I have, but it was a slightly different program.”

100% THEY WILL GLADLY WALK YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, and I stress ‘gladly’ because claiming prior knowledge boosts their confidence in your abilities and any slips you make are already covered by your caveat. 

[leupagus]

blackstoic may have deactivated their account but this advice is fucking gold and all y’all looking for jobs or who think you might one day need to look for a new job PRINT THIS SHIT OUT AND STAPLE IT TO THE WALL. 

[obaewankenope]

Body language is also a good thing to work on in interviews. 

Smiling and being polite are good, so is trying to be charismatic. 

Don’t swear, don’t comment on ‘bad’ things in you’re old job unless you’re doing a “there were issues with the system/computers but we adapted well and managed to make a good thing out of a bad situation” in order to enhance your skills and employability.

Don’t slouch in your seat, but also don’t sit ramrod straight. Aim for something more casual, but don’t go too casual. 

Try and keep your shoulders from raising up. Hunching up and sitting tensely mark you out as nervous and unable to hide it. Sometimes this can work badly for you if you’re looking for a customer service role.

If they ask if you have reliable transport, or “how will you make it to work?” the answer you always give, even if it isn’t true, is “personal transport” or “car”. Doesn’t matter if you carpool or get the bus or walk. If you say you have your own transport they’re more likely to consider you for next step.

Another thing, sometimes they call you and you’re busy doing stuff and you have to stop and answer their questions. I had a call from a place I’d applied to, one of many, and none of them had called me back so, naturally, I forgot all about this other place. That meant that I had no recollection of anything they asked me about their company and such. 

It’s important to keep track of where you’ve applied to, when you’ve applied to them, and whether they state outright that they’ll contact potential applicants or no one at all. 

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[freethebooty]

people whose first instinct is to smile when they make eye contact with you are some of earth’s treasures and need to be protected

[iwanttobedifferentbutfitin-deac]

since i read this post ages ago, i’ve started smiling so much more and i’ts truly beautiful 

[freethebooty]

Wow this made me so happy

[babyanimalgifs]

Exceptional service

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

[archivehead]

[buffaro-deactivated20181216]

[inkrton]

[aujnfcnaw]

[munchroome]

[archcracker]

[official-sokka]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Relatable

[thenameskyokiminx]

Me every day

[thenameskyokiminx]

Tasting pancake on MC’s lips. This scene has gotta be one of my favorite moments when playing his route and tbh i never get sick of playing his route over and over again ^^

[jejemonmon]

Imagine being in a relationship with Jumin Han and all the tabloids just show you off as the rich, glamorous couple. Everyone thinks that even in private, the both of you are just flawlessly classy and formal.

Now imagine sitting on the sofa with him, laughing about the latest headlines regarding you two because the media has absolutely no idea that the both of you spent the entire weekend rotting away on the sofa, Elizabeth 3rd on his lap, in uncombed hair and sweatpants, binge-watching as many K-Dramas as you could find.

Imagine the sound of his laughter.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[forchristsakeisthereausername-d]

Gotta get that good luck

[slimy-soda-jerk]

Why not?

[masterfat-chubby]

Cool

[thenameskyokiminx]

"Don't forget. We are in love."

[snarkymc]

I don’t think there is any argument that Jumin has the best phone calls.

1) His voice is smooth as hell 2) He is very eloquent, which honestly is hot af 3) Spicy late night calls 4) He just straight up says what he is feeling and it is quite often more than PG13 for someone who was not interested in sex until he met you 5) He is cute af 6) He also often explains himself more in calls, I think he is better at doing so in person rather than over messages 7) For a numbers oriented person, he can be quite poetic and that makes me feel things

Ahem. I just love him, okay? I bet @reluctantrfamember, @tskazane, and @nai0101 agree :3

[tskazane]

I love his phone calls

If it’s not about how much he misses me how much he adores me

Then it’d be abt all the other weird or useful things

I remember a lecture abt Vitamin D 😂

Then another one abt how he received a see through underwear 😂😂😂

And i love how on the first few calls he was like"I dun have time to chitchat" but eventually he is the one who has the most meaningless calls with us.

I mean, even Seven can’t compare (because he calls and answers only a few 😞)

[arcanehalo]

*whispers*your art ask with mysme is so good. I was wondering if you could do something with mysme and a chubby, insecure mc. I understand if you dont want too, I just thought id ask ;-;

I’m sorry this came so late but so much kept coming up!!

I’ve been working on this sporadically since you sent this ask, to be honest, and I’m honored that you trust me to answer this sensitive question for some.I wanted to share screenshots from the game where I remember the members themselves telling MC they dont care what she looks like, but somehow I can’t find them though I remember them!! (So many routes, how would I remember which one it happened in;;)

But nonetheless I worked on this, hopefully it conveys my feelings on the matter. I thought that the best to answer this would be the one guy who probably knows the least about what you look like….