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you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
made it with an hour to spare
sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all
oh good
wow i love cards against humanity
And I oop-
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sound on!!!
@batterswing
I’m reblogging this again because everyone is sending it to me
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way
listen i try to be tolerant. i try to stay in my lane. but australians call sprinkles “hundreds and thousands” and that just fucking crosses the line i cant take it anymore
no it’s because sprinkles and hundreds and thousands are different things
sprinkles are these long bastards:
whereas hundreds and thousands are the round and crunchy lads:
they’re VERY different things, not at all interchangeable terms. i guarantee that if you come down here and try calling any old shitass long sprinkles 100′s and 1000′s then you WILL have a mob of fairy bread enthusiasts directly up your ass within a fraction of a picosecond
those are all sprinkles theyre just different breeds
Sprinkles are long, and will never compete with 100’s and 1000’s
can u BELIEVE that when poseidon came to visit percy for his birthday and asked him about “that incident at Mount St Helens” percy’s lovesick ass really thought The God Of The Sea was referring to annabeth kissing him and not the fact that perseus jackson had singlehandedly made a dormant volcano erupt and potentially awoken the gods’ deadliest enemy from its slumber boi
Me on Fourth of July like
Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks
Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.
It’s nationalist to state facts now?
How is this toxic?
Show me countries better than the USA.
economically
x
human freedom
x
quality of life
x
social progress
x
income equality (america was among the worst)
x
healthcare
x x
gender equality
x
what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.
I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?
we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?
I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom
Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.
I reblog this post every chance I get.
I love how often I saw Denmark in those stats
This.
Recognizing Abuse Masterlist
Signs that you’re living in abuse:
Behavioral patterns of living in abuse
Was I abused? Checklist
Not knowing you are a victim
Signs your family is abusive
Making excuses for your abusive parents
Experience of living in secrecy
What they taught you was abuse
Emotional experiences of living in abuse
Shame and guilt: how abused children feel
What makes parents abusers (actions)
Have I been manipulated into believing abuse was my fault? Checklist
Am I being held hostage by abusers? Checklist
You are not allowed to mention the past
Why you still love abusive parents
Parental behaviour that isn’t normal
Shit parents aren’t supposed to say to you
Experience of “not belonging anywhere”
Red flags for abusive parents
Healthy vs Abusive Chores
Was my childhood abusive or just had some bad parts?
Rules always change (unpredictable environment is abusive)
Breakdown of abusive parent’s behaviour:
“This is my house” rule
Start living in the real life!
Why all the children aren’t abused equally in an abusive home
Common abuser hypocrisies
Do your parents want you to be happy or look happy?
Why do they try to convince you that you’re worthless
Why do they pretend you’re a burden? Controlling behaviour
Why your abusers are not good people
Abusive parents are keeping you in false hope they’ll change
Are your parents preventing you from succeeding?
Abusive parents pretending “it wasn’t that bad”
Double Bind (why every choice you make ends wrong)
Incorporating trauma in raising children
Abusers will not allow you to call them out on abuse
Signs your parents are narcissistic:
Stuff delusional narcissists say
Shit narcissistis parents say
Recognizing emotional immaturity of narcissistic parents
Examples of narcissistic behaviours
Being punished for growing up by narcissistic parents
What children of narcissists go thru
Signs you’ve been thru sexual abuse:
CSA (Childhood Sexual Abuse) Symptoms
Signs you might have endured CSA
Was I sexually abused by adults as a child? Checklist
Signs of abusive friendship/relationship:
How to tell if a friend is not a friend
Am I in an abusive relationship/friendship? Checklist
Manufacturing insecurities
Red flags for abusers
Have I been thru social abuse? Checklist
You can recognize abusers by how they make you feel
How abusive childhood teaches you to stay in abusive relationships
Recognizing abusive friendship
Signs you’re struggling with trauma
Trauma processing information
Experiences of traumatized children
Signs you’re recovering from long term abuse
Things abuse survivors think/say
Thoughts of victims of child abuse
Your brain on trauma
How long term childhood abuse develops into complex trauma (comic)
Ups and downs of trauma
This will be helpful given what I’ve recently figured out
shit that i haven’t realized on time isn’t normal:
parent locking you in the bathroom so the guests wouldn’t see you in your pajama
parent taking off the door of your room to prove a point
parent telling you that everyone else is having it worse and that you should be grateful and lucky
parent continually acting like you’re stupid and when you confront them on all of the hurtful and insulting things they say, they answer “but it’s the truth”
being called animal names, slurs and insults on daily basis
parent looking away and pretending they have nothing to do with you while other parent is beating you, threatening you or having a rage tantrum
parent cutting up your favourite clothes when you throw it to wash
parent acting like things that happened haven’t happened at all
parent laughing at you “I never said that” when you get angry about horrible things they say about you
parent convincing you that you will never be independent or capable of living on your own
parent acting as if they regret ever having you
parent looking at you with intense hatred, annoyance and contempt
parent refusing to acknowledge anything you ever did for them
parent expecting you to put them before yourself and to worry about their problems, their issues and their emotional state when they would never do the same for you
parent talking to others about you as if they get to decide who you are and what you like, want, need or deserve
parent comparing you to other kids continually just to prove to you and others that you are worse than anyone else
parent comparing themselves to murderers, psychopaths and dictators to prove how they are in comparison just great people
parent lining up all horrible things that they could be doing to you that they are not doing to make you feel grateful they’re sparing you even worse torture
parent watching you being beaten, humiliated, abused and ridiculed, and then approaching you to tell you it’s all your fault, and to ask you if you really needed this and why you provoked it
parent acting as if any and all damage done to you is deserved and justified, no matter where it comes from
parent blaming you for everything bad that happens to you
parent refusing to give you the same affection your siblings receive
parent making sure that if they’re in pain, you’re in much more pain so you would react to defend them from pain in any situation
parent oversharing their problems to the point where you feel responsible for them, and for solving them, and would never even consider burdening them with your problems
parent praising your siblings and giving them money/things that you want and need right in front of you just to make you feel extra horrible
parent ignoring all of your signs of distress, ignoring your crying, your shutting yourself up in your room and refusing food, your unwillingness to open up to anyone, your cold attitude towards everyone in the family, and acting like everything is okay except you are spoiled and act like a child
Something to ponder...
My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.
according to the notes our genders are a tie bt 😅&👌
when you don’t have recent emojis
there are recent emojis???
Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order!
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
@therockscientist
Just adding onto this collection—Star Wars aside—because there are some manmade places/landmarks that are pretty extraordinary too.
Field of Jars, Laos (ancient, uncertain origins; heavily damaged by American Forces in the Vietnam War, now partially a hazardous minefield)
Stone spheres of Costa Rica (ancient, uncertain origins/purpose)
Anasazi ruins, USA (ancient, uncertain origins)
Nazca Lines, Lima, Peru (ancient, uncertain origins)
Malakoff Diggins, Nevada City, USA (result of hydraulic gold mining)
Nuestro Pueblo “Watts Towers”, Los Angeles, USA (lone man spent 33yrs building these in his yard)
Aaand a couple natural things that I can never get over:
‘Sailing Stones’ of Death Valley, USA (they move on their own)
Banyan trees, India (one tree takes root repeatedly and looks like many trees)
prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream
he looks like he just accidentally teleported there
Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.
What a legend