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occasional sillyness. enjoyer of indie games, shows, etc go watch murder drones.

[maja-paja]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[qwinkle]

meeble <3

unanimated version + full page scan,

[prokopetz]

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.

[easternhognose]

The guy with a good car is not your enemy

The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy

The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy

The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy

Ceos, billionaires, politicians, factory owners, private prisons, weapons manufacturers, Elon musk, Peter theil, owners of islands and multiple private jets, Jeff bezos, these people are your enemy. They are the enemy of all the working class.

[the-haiku-bot]

The woman with a

few designer purses is

not your enemy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thememedaddy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[filmphotofranz]

[dogpuppy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[discount-supervillain]

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[guiltiest-gear]

Welp it’s that day again

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

Do people just have this queued or something`??

[randomalienencounter]

╎… ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣⚍ᒷᓭᓭ???

[queriesntheories]

GIVE IT UP FOR JULY 15TH IT’S GUIDES FINALE DAY

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

OP disabled reblogs but I want this on my blog

At least one of these was said by The Arthur Interviewer, and apparently another is from Heathers?

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth