A Poetic Swimming Chemist

The title says it all.

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

[shroomshroomm]

[burnazog]

[thegadaboutgirl]

One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn

[pitchburgh]

[thewittyphantom]

[beardedmrbean]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[depsidase]

[chaussurre]

Organically sourced chat gpt

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Ohhhhh okay

[sahonithereadwolf]

???

[abalidoth]

On top of everything else, how the fuck do you use a tomato for masturbation.

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[khornedog]

Just two great authors having a pleasant talk. Dr Tingle's here, but Tumblr folks wouldn't see it otherwise.

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[titanralsei]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

Kissing girls rules

[charl0ttan]

have fun & be yourself

[sanitymakesposts]

b) Never point a loaded girl unless you're trying to kiss it

[virtualgirladvance]

4) she's more afraid of you then you are of her

[dragongirlbunny]

100.6b Girls can use the Magic Store & Event Locator at Locator.Wizards.com to find tournaments in their area.

[abalidoth]

VII. There exists a set X of girls such that if a girl g is in X, the successor girl S(g) = g U {g} is also in X.