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No thoughts head empty only Minecraft
This is your brain.
This is your brain on Minecraft.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.
my brain every night:
✍ Miraak 🐉
i’ll kick your ass i’ll kick alduins ass i’ll kick my own ass
She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭
1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair
2. No voice but you hear it
3. The handle struggle
4. Hijab & Shoulders
date a guy who:
is taller than you
has a deep voice
is a beefcake
is confident in himself
is goal-oriented
has a unique fashion sence
has a one of a kind name
is into dragons
is adept in politics
reads
is bilingual
has exotic pets
is an aspiring architect
is a poet at heart
is a leader of a cult
used to be a local celebrity
hates his boss
has inhuman blood
is older than you
comes from a well-respected family
is not afraid to speak against his father
can kill a man by just yelling
can brainwash a man by just using three words
wants your soul
wants your soul so much, he’ll send his friends over with a cute note just for you
is covered in demonic taint from head to toe
will probably get fired from his job via tentacle through the chest
is Miraak
just date Miraak
Miraak!
aahagagh
My account is dead but my love for Miraak is not
Husband doing crossword with his wife
Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.
Wife: Never
H: Pistol, 3 letters.
W: Gun
H: Disgust, 3 letters.
W: Ugh
H: Charity, 4 letters.
W: Give
H: Female sheep, 3 letters
W: Ewe
H: Pixar movie, 2 letters
W: Up
Sure, there’s Shaggy vs Thanos, but have y'all even considered
Very unrelated, but I wrote a fanfic for this.
you are legally obligated to share this now
The 30 Day Dragonborn Challenge
This was inspired by the 30 Day Warden Challenge and the 31 Day Hawke Challenge, as well as my own 30 Day Nerevarine Challenge from about seven years (or however long) ago back on dA.
If you do this challenge, link back here so others can as well! And maybe like/reblog it so I know to keep an eye out for yours!
The Challenge itself is under the cut because it’s very long. Enjoy!
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if a fictional character gets stabbed, they have only 2 valid options:
1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest
2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later where another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)
i stand corrected they have 3 valid options
“Stress” by Yoan Capote
2004
Concrete and bronze
250 x 60 x 60 cms
Edition : -
Collection : Karen and Robert Duncan- Lincoln, Nebraska, USA
This piece was inspired by the artist’s personal experience of grinding his teeth as a result of stress; but the work is also a monument to the collective experience of contemporary urban life. The artist went to a clinic in Havana and took the molds of teeth of several anonymous people; he reproduced those teeth in bronze and conjoined the molds in a linear fashion. The bronze teeth bear the weight of each 500 pound concrete block. The sculpture symbolically uses the notion of gravity, material and its weight to create the sculpture and the idea of burden; it also examines the meaning of teeth as an important part of the body used to establish identification or the identity of a person.
I recognise the artistic merit of this sculpture
But also
Why can’t she just take a cab back to the secret Hair Lair? Because then it wouldn’t be a secret. My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!
Why are colds like
One Nostril: I’m cool
Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.
my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard
me who knows exactly whats coming:
parent: comes home and slams the door with more force than usual
me:
my mom: stands on the porch with her arms crossed with that im very angry at you face tm on me already knowing what she is going to yell at me for:
my mom: walks with heavy steps through the house.
me:
my mom : walks loud & fast in the hallway towards my room
me :
Ya’ll, uuuh, I think, maybe, your home life might not have been so super healthy.... ?
yes thats the point.
That's exactly the point.
Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.
Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.
It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.
However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.
TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra