THAT’S amoré

You are the dancing scream Young and scream aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".

[muntsthefreshkid]

has this been done before

[devjaye]

Credit to: user

[benbrusque]

Reblog if you respect trans men more than billionaires

[thatonegenderfluidmess]

always and forver

[ayeforscotland]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

[thelazyaesthetic]

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

[ratpatooie]

6 chip twat

[ratpatooie]

this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle

[cipheramnesia]

I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:

went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter

made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter

got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter

is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter

And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?

that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.

[cipheramnesia]

what a complete fucking knob

[demohedrogon]

There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.

[need-a-new-reality]

Me before seeing the picture: People should learn to ignore Internet trolls instead of highlighting their immaturity.

Me after seeing the picture: wow fuck that guy.

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[cwudining-deactivated20181015]

A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.  One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”

The kid ran away.

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[ear-a-corn]

We have always existed, and we always will.

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[evilwizard]

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

[darkhexqc]

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

[evilwizard]

i thought we scheduled around this

[gaymolegaming]

Gender essentialism is still cringe if it is directed against cis people btw. Ive basically had someone say to me that cis people are biologically incapable of understanding less normalized gender identities because "their brains work differently". If anyone has this opinion please come forward now so i can block you thank you. The reason cis people dont understand gender in the same way trans people do is because trans people are naturally more exposed to the discussion about gender because we have to think about it a lot. Cis people, who have never doubted their identity, obviously dont think about it as much, if at all.

Cis people arent inherently more stupid than us, or less capable of talking about gender on a biological level. What would that even look like???

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

Also, there are cis people who have doubted their identity. I always encourage cis people to explore their gender identity, because usually they’ll come away from that experience with a better understanding of who they are, whether they still identify as cis or not. Believing that cis people inherently can’t understand the nuances of gender is just a way to gatekeep those nuances from them.

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

[tzintzuntzan-blog]

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

[pravacouture]

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[afloweroutofstone]

No fucking way

[captainbritish]

It's genuinely so much worse than just this. People have basically gotten it to show a fuck load of its biases, one of which is to prioritize any opinion given by Elon Musk in any form. It scrapes interviews, podcasts, videos, whatever and will give his opinion special treatment in its algorithm.

We obviously all knew this was happening but having Grok itself expose this as fact is fucking hilarious.

It's made even funnier by Grok admitting that a lot of his views don't actually make sense when compared with actual evidence and how it was instructed to treat opinions posted on Twitter as better evidence than anything put out by actual, reputable sources.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

not even his robot children like him

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Grok behaves so much more like a scifi AI than any other AI chatbot I've seen people post about. Are we sure there's not just an actual guy who hates Elon Musk pretending to be his bot and he's too clueless to notice.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

90s scifi story where experiencing "true love" or whatever the fuck gives an AI "real sapience" except instead of true love the magic emotion is intense frustration with Elon Musk.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[ka-di-gan]

[depsidase]

[calameowri-deactivated20251204]

im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself

[calameowri-deactivated20251204]

if you self flagellate, self harm, self deprecate, etc when someone says "no thanks" to you or says "hey this made me uncomfortable" or generally sets a boundary, you are punishing for setting a boundary. maybe not intentionally, but it instills the mindset that if someone sets a boundary with you, something bad will happen.