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[qt-3point1four-deactivated20200]

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut up.

[bonifidebaritone]

They’re like adult pacifiers

[hannah-rosengren]

[hecaerge-deactivated20150315]

*being talked to by random women i don’t know* this is so nice. you are so nice. i hope u have a great day

*being talked to by random men i don’t know* why is this happening. how can i prevent this from ever happening again. oh god what was life before this terrible moment

[cyborgsmanifesto]

things to do & see in nyc for under $30:

museum of modern art 

nyc rocky horror picture show

upright citizens brigade 

belvedere castle 

the metropolitan museum of art 

evolution store

dylan’s candy bar

strand book store

hidden subway station

see a burlesque show

museum of the moving image

babeland

brooklyn flea market

momofuku milk bar

go to a hookah bar

coney island

go to a spoken word/poetry reading

go see a free concert

union square green market

seen an independent film

st. paul’s chapel

see a show at the secret theater

grand central station & the whispering gallery

the pit improv

videology bar & screening room

the high line

get tickets to a tv show taping

central park zoo

cooking show & comedians

find a sample sale

new york botanical garden

guggenheim museum

sony wonder technology lab

american museum of natural history

s’mac

cipriani le specialita

nbc studio tour

the foot hall at the plaza hotel

fao schwarz

brooklyn heights promenade

big gay ice cream

forbidden planet

$20 shows at lincoln center

free weekly events in nyc

jane austen dances

nyc dumpling tour

the city reliquary

tea demonstration at urasenke chanoyu

take a 40 minute power nap at a spa

baconery

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[asiaticastronomer-deactivated20]

My favorite kind of Easter Eggs

[diabolicaldisney]

[carolxdanvers]

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

[vonter-voman]

[barfingunicorn-deactivated20210]

do u ever just wanna throw a motherfucker at another motherfucker

[bershine]

Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.

[notablebabe]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM

REBLOG IF NOBODY ON TUMBLR WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND BECause same nobody ever talks to me I don’t have friends

[natshasromanoff]

I want to be your friend :/

[mnsreetusa]

Sure!

[natshasromanoff]

Haha, we are already friends clubhousemouse  ;D

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[therandomforest]

Don't do this to children

Parent: What's wrong???? Why are you sad??

Child: I can't tell you

Parent: WHY??? You can tell me anything!! I'll always support you! Don't be afraid!

Child: *describes a problem that has something to do with something the parent did*

Parent: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE BAD GUY, I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD *screams for 3 days*

Later

Parent: What's wrong? Why are you sad?

Child:

Child:

Child: ...nothing. i'm okay

[ultrafacts]

Surendra now has his own business, Letters In Ink, with the bulk of his work dedicated to addressing envelopes for wedding invitations. He also designs monograms for use in everything from embossing stationary to embroidering on pillowcases. But not all of his work is permanently preserved, such as writing chalkboard menus in restaurants.

More pictures of his work can be found here: [x]

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[swamp-songs]

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 

pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.

grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 

get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!

know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

[reyswift]

Reblog if you’ve been personally victimized by a musical

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[notafraidofstopping876]

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[nybg]

The Orchid Show: Chandeliers

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[mango-blogs]

Rush Hour (1998)

so cute

[sixcrovvs-deactivated]

A Message To All Smokers At Conventions

As of this moment, my friend is in the bathroom vomiting violently. She is severely asthmatic and was triggered by some who were smoking awfully close to the entrance to the convention center. I ask that you please consider asthmatics when you decide to go out and smoke, because some are worse than others, and nobody wants a hospital trip during con. Unless there is a designated area where you are, please keep a specific walkway clear so that it’s safe to people who are asthmatic or otherwise sensitive.

Nobody wants a hospital trip during con.

[rukaruka22-deactivated20170610]

Sakuracon was REALLY fucking bad for this, like people were literally smoking directly beside the non-smoking area signs. Don’t be an ass.