THIS IS THE DEPARTMENT OF FUCK OFF, WE'RE FUCKING SWAMPED

27 / Pan / Demiboy (he/him but I'm only like 30% guy) / I play games and make dumb posts, enough said my dudes

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[suigintou]

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

We just got word that Josh Tron from Game Grunp and Arin Handsome were beheaded by Bridge Troll

[peopleofazeroth]

[easel-eisel]

based on an event from the lancer game im in where we had a spare frame run distraction

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[oneheadtoanother]

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[heroicmeep]

[pillmillipedes]

Now That's What I Call Ragebait

[mousidy]

christians spawn below light level 7

[asimplepotato]

[epidaleacalamita]

Can you stop trying to make everything about how you feel and instead take a moment to consider how putting your village to the sword is going to weigh on my conscience in the future. Im literally a victim here too

[therealchromodynamic]

weaksauce dark lord wannabe can't even put ONE village to the sword without feeling bad about it. you'll never raze all the land the light of the gods has touched at this rate

[pukicho]

Any advice for a young programmer?

Quit. Get a job teaching people how to catch trout at your local Trout Hole. Retire at the ripe age of 80, rake in that sweet sweet trout retirement fund and coast until you pass away painfully at the age of 81.

[pukicho]

NONE. YOU’RE SET

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[onthefloorinthedirtwiththefilth]

good evening voltigeurs, stormfusiliers, shockgrenadiers, condottieri, press ganged draymen, corporals of the lance, 20 year old subalterns, those engaged in brigandage, men of ill repute, churls-at-arms, partisan yeomanry, plasma dragoons, skyhook cargo riggers, sodden gunlayers, spotter dirigible pilots, those inhabiting underground complexes, ornithopter hussars, hoofbeast handlers, forlorn mariners, blasthole drill sappers and shattered remnants of formations

[killapunk]

is tesco feeling ok 

[wizardpig]

the shape cuck shooting his shapes at me